Where did Hunter S. Thompson get the word "gonzo?" The accepted story's always been that it was a bit of Boston slang that a Boston newspaper editor first hung on Thompson. But—suck it Boston—that may be a myth!

For those of you who haven't been watching The Next Iron Chef all season (everyone but me) you may not know that each episode has an overarching competitive theme. Last night's? HONOR. And Thanksgiving! Who finessed the best?

Newt Gingrich, who is still pretending to consider a presidential run, is laying down primary ground rules: No Republican debates moderated by Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann again! Not that there was a first time, necessarily. But still!

In a classic case of victim blaming, Neicy Nash lashes out at a judge, who sentenced a man to to jail for posting naked pictures of his ex on facebook, for not telling the girl to "keep her clothes on."

National unemployment remains stuck at nearly 10 percent and economic growth is tepid. But there are still golden tickets for workers if they're inside the tech bubble, especially if they're Google engineers courted by Facebook. And especially if they're women.

What happens when a football player trash-talks a doctor? Well, judging by last nights Amazing Race episode. the answer is: a bunch of apologizing. Watch as these contestants participate in one of the weakest trash-talking displays in recent history.

The average 2009 college grad had $24,000 in student loan debt. But in today's debt-wracked world, some have it much worse. Meet one of the outliers: 23 years old, more than $200,000 in student loans, begging for help.

[David Arquette in Miami with a jiggly pal. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

We now present the happiest pup on the internet. Check the clip to watch this tiny canine flash those pearly whites, all while melting your heart in the process.

One in four web pages viewed by Americans last week was on Facebook, helping the social network steal the largest share of internet visits from archrival Google, according to stats firm Hitwise. Karl Lagerfeld's "white gold Facebook" remains exclusive, however.

"Can you explain why you won't stop and talk?" "I'm eating a cookie!" It's got something to do with Alberta health services, but this man's voice is priceless.

Notorious French prankster Remi Gaillard approaches a man in a parking garage and opens a suitcase full of "stuff." "You got the cash?" Unsuspecting man wants no part of this and flees. You'd be scared, too!

Take note, 2012 Republican presidential candidates: Alleged pundit Meghan McCain is available as a "strategist" for the election cycle; one of you'd better snatch her up post-haste! She will help you "kick Obama's ass," as she did in 2008.

Bills receiver Steve Johnson lifted his jersey to reveal his undershirt in a touchdown celebration Sunday. The shirt said "Why So Serious?" Maybe The Dark Knight was playing on the team bus.

The Soup was on fire this week. Inside, Joel McHale pokes fun at Bristol Palin, Billy Bush, Regis Philbin, Taylor Momsen's Shake N Bake commercial, The Fashion Show's Calvin, MTV's Moving In, and George W. Bush's Fox and Friends interview.

Just nine short years after Washington intern Chandra Levy's highly-publicized murder, Ingmar Guandique has been convicted for the crime. That means it's officially time to stop thinking her old boss and lover Gary Condit actually did it. [AP]

["Jersey Shore" royalty Snooki, dressed as the bride of the Duck Phone, celebrated her birthday with an animal print cake at Manhattan nightclub Pacha on Saturday. Image via Pacific Coast News]

Adult film actress Capri Anderson claims to have been attacked by Charlie Sheen and is filing a criminal complaint against him. The ladies of The View mocked her GMA interview and implied that she's lying (likely, given Sheen's spotless record.)

In your penniless Monday media column: TONY freelancers say they're being stiffed, NPR is afraid of the public's emails, The Daily may have to fight for its name, and Whoopi vs. O'Reilly, round two.

When Cleveland Jr. and Kendra embark on a journey to find a place where fat people are accepted, they discovered the America's mecca of fat. Wisconsin: Where you don't exert yourself physically and you can buy butter on a stick!