Hey girl, Time Warner figured out your not-at-all-depressing Valentine's Day plans: The otherwise-execrable cable company announced this week that February will feature an entire channel of Ryan Gosling On Demand.
Just days after announcing that it would pull funding from Planned Parenthood, the Susan G. Komen Foundation's Board of Directors released a statement apologizing for the decision today.
If you are anything like me, and I get the feeling that a lot of you are just like me, you are carefully crossing out everyday on your desk calendar as we edge slowly towards the March 23rd premiere of The Hunger Games. But waiting is a fool's game and fortunately for us, February has brought us both a second trailer and a chance to attend the premiere.
It's the end of an (extremely short-lived) era: 11-year-old pop star and celebrity spawn Willow Smith has cut off all of her hair. Months from now, we will watch the "Whip My Hair" video, cry a single tear, and think to ourselves, "When did everything change? WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAVE TO CHANGE?" [Twitter]
Most people have a love/hate relationship with mistress of GOOP Gwyneth Paltrow, including her ex (maybe one of the famous ones?) who cheated on her repeatedly. Plus a hooker actress, a bald actor, and a football-related breakup.
Snooki and J-Woww visited Andy Cohen on his late night show Watch What Happens Live, and things got predictably crazy. The peak of it all was Snooki explaining that she had contracted a urinary tract infection via butt sex, but it didn't end there. Here is a compilation of the all the show's choice moments.
On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen took Newt Gingrich to task for using Survivor's hit song "Eye of the Tiger" without permission during his rallies. It was "an eye for an Eye of the Tiger" as Stephen welcomed Survivor lead singer Dave Bickler to sing part of Newt's book without permission. The result is as brilliantly absurd as anything Stephen has done in a while.
On tonight's Daily Show, Donald Trump's endorsement of Mitt Romney lead to a discussion about class warfare between Jon Stewart and correspondent John Hodgman. More accurately, it is the case that Hodgman has no stomach for Stewart's brand of liberal whining about the rich having it all and some such. It's a spirited debate, one that touches the very essence of what kind of place this nation truly is. Or maybe it's filled with vague platitudes about "haves" and "soon to haves." Either way.
Tonight's episode of Project Runway will feature random New Yorkers stripping down to their underwear in a park. And thanks to our commenter live blog, you can watch and comment on all the action while stripped down to your own underwear, in the privacy of your living room! How meta is that?
Jimmy Kimmel went on fellow comic Marc Maron's podcast-slash-psychotherapy-couch WTF to talk about his unusual career path. But he couldn't resist taking his famously neurotic host on a detour into some of his family issues, including the "very sadistic" mom who used to make him pay her begging homage and who pretended she was dead to make him cry.
