Normally, when they hear the biggest full moon of the year is coming, people and werewolves get very excited.

Much of the time, when a mother adds her child on Facebook, she finds herself thrown on limited profile lockdown real quick—if her request is not ignored entirely.

Jersey Shore's resident tanning aficionado Snooki has called out "Tan Mom" Patricia Krentcil for allegedly taking her daughter to a tanning salon.

Congratulations to Joe Muto, formerly known as the Fox Mole, for selling a book about his experiences inside Fox News Channel to Dutton, an imprint of Penguin.

Neneh Cherry broke through with the rapping/singing hybrid "Buffalo Stance," a dance song without much low end that turned interjections into hooks ("Gigolo, sucka!") and included an amazingly melodramatic spoken-word breakdown ("The wind in my face, the sound in my ears / Water from my eyes, and you on my mind..."). That song is positively straightforward next to this, a sideways take on Madvillain's "Accordion." Cherry's sung/spoken/rapped/screeched vocals make MF Doom sound quaint in comparison, as they dip in and between the constraints of bars and loop back to zero in (seemingly randomly) on a few of Doom's lines to invent a refrain. The mounting jazz cacophony behind only adds to the chaos. This may not be one that yields repeat listens (who knows how it'll come off when Neneh Cherry & the Thing's collaborative full-length, The Cherry Thing arrives next month), but it's something to experience at least once, this avant answer to the renewed pop cultural interest of women in hip-hop. Neneh Cherry hasn't released an album in 16 years, and she couldn't have chosen a better time to come back.

In the intro to the The second Expendables' first theatrical trailer, Sylvester Stallone says the sequel is even harder than the original.

In order to better address the needs of our fitness-obsessed readers, we are introducing this semi-regular column, "I of the Tiger," to take on the vital hardcore fitness issues of our time. Today: jock-nerd unity. Dig it.

Bin Laden documents released? Are we still talking about that guy? Far more interesting than some aquatic zombie's thoughts on Keith Olbermann's termination are the rarely seen Hitler documents up for auction next week.

Or, "The Day All Headline Writers Gave Up"

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53. Trust me. No matter how good or ironic your intentions are, you are not going like the conversations this starts.

Beantown Mafioso Blake Boston, better known round the nets as Scumbag Steve of image macro fame, has apparently resolved whatever "personal issues" were keeping him from making beautiful music because he's back with a brand new track entitled "Scumbag Steve Overture."

The internet is a rough and tumble place. To survive here, you must be rough and tough, steady under fire, thick-skinned. That's why most bloggers are known to be dashing but intimidating "tough guy" types, menacing to dudes but irresistible to women. Sadly, not everyone is cut out for this harsh environment.

Step 1: Choose someone you admire, someone who is NOT an out-of-touch egomaniac who refers to herself as "The Brain" and thinks people should give her cash gifts everytime she forwards an email, and politely ask for a meeting.

With the presidential race now narrowed down to just two runners, the folks at Bad Lip Reading have decided to turn their attention elsewhere. Namely: Gotye and Kimbra's carnivorous earworm "Somebody That I Used To Know."

The Obama Administration has released roughly 200 pages of documents found in Osama bin Laden's Abbottabad compound as part of the ongoing Murderversary Spectacular. Here are the highlights:

It's about as easy to lose track of Mitt Romney's political gaffes as it is to lose track of the number of drinks you've had during a beer pong tournament. Their pace is relentless, both are sort of shamefully satisfying, and ultimately they make your head hurt.

Harley-Davidson announced yesterday it plans to fully restore a rusted motorcycle that washed ashore in British Columbia after being swept away from Japan's Miyagi Prefecture during last year's tsunami.

AMC has just released the first official teaser promo for Breaking Bad's upcoming fifth season.

The Pitch: A Paranormal Activity-style found-footage horror movie called Harmless about "a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet."

The recent global economic collapse combined with the cravenness of the banking industry and the general cheez-brained of the American public have made it all but inevitable that eventually the general public would simply start hoarding their few remaining valuables in iron boxes built into their bedframes and/ or outhouses. Some in the safe industry are "reporting sales increases of as much as 40 percent from a few years ago." But what are you people keeping in there?