The Dark Knight Rises and Channing Tatum Strips: Gawker's Guide to Summer Movies

Rich Juzwiak & Leah Beckmann · 05/03/12 09:55AM

The beginning of May brings us so many things to celebrate: warm weather, late sunsets, flip-flops, May-he-co. It's also the start of the summer movie blockbuster cash-grab. To commemorate it, we've provided our humble predictions for the summer's obnoxious hits, laughable misses, erstwhile sleepers, and inevitable trends.

Students With Real Majors Don't Want to Be College Professors

Hamilton Nolan · 05/03/12 09:10AM

Why do people go to grad school? It all depends. In "the humanities," people generally go to grad school because they like to smoke marijuana, or because they dislike the prospect of finding a "real job," or—and this one is key to the whole grad school house of cards—because they "want to teach." The elusive and illusive prospect of a career in academia helps many kids justify spending tens of thousands of dollars on a graduate degree that qualifies them for no other jobs. Strangely, people who major in fields that have actual applicability to the world outside of college campuses have other career goals.

Fish Slaps Cat

Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/03/12 08:15AM

Oscar the fish teaches the house cat a valuable lesson: Never underestimate your opponent simply because he has no arms and can't breathe oxygen that has not been extracted from water.

Protesters or Sports Fans: Who Riots Best?

Adrian Chen · 05/02/12 09:42PM

Yesterday was a big day for anarchists. During May Day protests they smashed windows in Seattle, got arrested in Cleveland for trying to blow up a bridge and arrested in New York for running around the Lower East Side. But that's just a normal Red Sox post-game celebration. Who does chaos best: Protesters or sports fans? Let's investigate.

Today's Song: Kanye West Featuring Chief Keef, Pusha T, Jadakiss, Big Sean 'I Don't Like (Remix)'

Emma Carmichael · 05/02/12 04:36PM

Chief Keef, the 16-year-old unsigned rapper from Chicago, is still on house arrest at his Grandma's, but now he has a Kanye West remix to his name, because technology has had something of an effect on musical collaborations. Instead of recording in the studio together, Kanye sent some producers from his new label, G.O.O.D. music, to Keef's home in Chicago, where they set up a laptop and a microphone. Keef typed out a verse onto his iPhone on the spot, then yelled into a microphone for a few minutes, and this banger of a street remix was born.