Zoo Keeper Helps Constipated Monkey Pass Peanut By Licking Its Butt For An Hour
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/03/12 10:05AMThe Dark Knight Rises and Channing Tatum Strips: Gawker's Guide to Summer Movies
Rich Juzwiak & Leah Beckmann · 05/03/12 09:55AM
The beginning of May brings us so many things to celebrate: warm weather, late sunsets, flip-flops, May-he-co. It's also the start of the summer movie blockbuster cash-grab. To commemorate it, we've provided our humble predictions for the summer's obnoxious hits, laughable misses, erstwhile sleepers, and inevitable trends.
All That Separates Our Babies From The Lions is a Thin Plate of Plexiglas
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/03/12 09:45AMMan Looks Out Window To Find Surprise Worthy of M. Night Shyamalan
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/03/12 09:27AMStudents With Real Majors Don't Want to Be College Professors
Hamilton Nolan · 05/03/12 09:10AM
Why do people go to grad school? It all depends. In "the humanities," people generally go to grad school because they like to smoke marijuana, or because they dislike the prospect of finding a "real job," or—and this one is key to the whole grad school house of cards—because they "want to teach." The elusive and illusive prospect of a career in academia helps many kids justify spending tens of thousands of dollars on a graduate degree that qualifies them for no other jobs. Strangely, people who major in fields that have actual applicability to the world outside of college campuses have other career goals.
Here's Bruce Springsteen Covering 'The Weight' Last Night as Tribute to Levon Helm
Max Read · 05/03/12 09:01AMNC Pastor Who Told Congregants to Punch Their Effeminate Children Claims It's What Jesus Would Have Said
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/03/12 08:55AMFish Slaps Cat
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/03/12 08:15AMOscar the fish teaches the house cat a valuable lesson: Never underestimate your opponent simply because he has no arms and can't breathe oxygen that has not been extracted from water.
Finally: The Perfect Strangers Browser-Based Video Game
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/03/12 07:46AMSpy Found Dead in Duffel Bag Was 'Probably' Killed Unlawfully, Says Coroner, Also: Everyone
Caity Weaver · 05/03/12 12:22AMNASA’s Press Releases Have Gotten Real Cutesy All of a Sudden
Caity Weaver · 05/02/12 10:41PMProtesters or Sports Fans: Who Riots Best?
Adrian Chen · 05/02/12 09:42PM
Yesterday was a big day for anarchists. During May Day protests they smashed windows in Seattle, got arrested in Cleveland for trying to blow up a bridge and arrested in New York for running around the Lower East Side. But that's just a normal Red Sox post-game celebration. Who does chaos best: Protesters or sports fans? Let's investigate.
Virgin Atlantic’s Upper Class Passengers Can Now Suck on Richard Branson’s Head
Caity Weaver · 05/02/12 09:02PM‘The Scream’ Just Became the Most Expensive Artwork Ever Sold at Auction; Some People Have Never Heard of Posters
Caity Weaver · 05/02/12 07:33PMDelinquent Hawaii Teen Is Addicted to Perfect Attendance
Caity Weaver · 05/02/12 06:46PMBerkeley Hates Fun, Moves to Shut Down Student's 'Ridiculous' Dorm Improvements
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/02/12 05:23PMUC Berkeley freshman Derek Low didn't care much for how uncool his non-automated dorm was, so he set out to enhance it with a few practical, dorm-of-the-future additions like automated shades, automated lighting, and automated party and romance settings all controllable via remote and smartphone app.
A List of Things Zooey Deschanel Was Called on This Website in April
Max Read · 05/02/12 04:43PMToday's Song: Kanye West Featuring Chief Keef, Pusha T, Jadakiss, Big Sean 'I Don't Like (Remix)'
Emma Carmichael · 05/02/12 04:36PMChief Keef, the 16-year-old unsigned rapper from Chicago, is still on house arrest at his Grandma's, but now he has a Kanye West remix to his name, because technology has had something of an effect on musical collaborations. Instead of recording in the studio together, Kanye sent some producers from his new label, G.O.O.D. music, to Keef's home in Chicago, where they set up a laptop and a microphone. Keef typed out a verse onto his iPhone on the spot, then yelled into a microphone for a few minutes, and this banger of a street remix was born.







