Footage from Jerry Lewis' The Day the Clown Cried, perhaps the most infamous unreleased film of all time, leaked online on Saturday. Lewis starred in and directed the film, which told the story of a German circus clown who was arrested by the Nazis and, as punishment, was ordered to lead children into the gas chambers of Auschwitz.

Port Authority police officers and FBI HAZMAT units were called to JFK Airport's postal facility on Sunday after customs agents reported a strange odor coming from a package. Contents of the package initially tested positive for VX nerve gas, but authorities eventually determined it only contained beauty supplies.

A testicle-crushing vegetarian monster fish from South America has invaded the waters off Scandinavia. Last week, fisherman in the Oresund Sound between Sweden and Denmark reeled in a pacu, a fish best known for its sharp teeth and occasional attacks on male genitalia.

Elysium debuted in first place this weekend with a disappointing $30.4 million. We're the Millers opened in second with $26.6 million.

Philadelphia public schools might not open on time in September, as the school district struggles to recover from draconian cuts made by Governor Tom Corbett.

Last we checked on Costa Rica, it was accidentally legalizing gay marriage. In another step towards freedoms for living things, it is (rather intentionally) freeing all of its zoo animals.

The Missouri State Fair featured a rodeo clown dressed as President Obama almost getting run over by a bull. The crowd went wild.

An Arizona family got lost at sea for weeks after they attempted to flee the U.S. because of government interference in religious matters.

On Friday at this year's Gathering of the Juggalos, a man was discovered dead in a tent around 2pm. Late yesterday, the Hardin County Coroner identified the young man as Cory Collins from nearby Harrisburg, Illinois.

Caleb Clemmons, a 20-year-old former student at Georgia Southern has been in jail for six months for making a joke Tumblr post that said he was going to shoot up his school.

Two Pennsylvania children will never be allowed to discuss hydraulic fracturing ("fracking") for their rest of their lives, according to a settlement reached between their parents and a large oil and gas company.

Hannah Anderson, the 16-year-old who was abducted in California after a man killed her mother and brother, has been rescued after a weeklong manhunt. Her kidnapper, James DiMaggio, was shot and killed by an FBI agent at their campsite in the Idaho wilderness.

Prosecutors in Florida are going after a Lauderhill police officer after he had a female drunken driver punch him in the genitals during a traffic stop.

Another encrypted email service has decided to shut itself down rather than hand user information over to the U.S. government. Writes Silent Circle founder Phil Zimmerman, "We see the writing on the wall, and we have decided that it is best for us to shut down Silent Mail now."

Funeral tech is booming. From alkaline hydrolysis, which disposes of one's remains in the most environmentally-friendly way, to rings with diamonds made of a loved one's ashes, the future is now in terms of personalizing your departure from this mortal coil. Today marks yet another milestone in body disposal: the relatively cheap space burial.

An Oregon couple caught engaging in oral sex (in this case a blow job) are now facing 90 days in jail on federal charges of “lewd, indecent and obscene acts on an airplane."

Court documents filed Thursday in the prosecution of former Bernie Madoff secretary Annette Bongiorno describe a love-triangle between Bernie Madoff and at least one of his employees.

Here is the story of NICK BEEF, the man who would be buried next to Lee Harvey Oswald (if BEEF existed).

Hillsboro, Oregon is looking for a new Police Chief. And one thing they want to communicate with their tax-payer funded recruitment video is that the new Police Chief better be someone who knows how to have "fun."

Lava gushed from a volcano in East Nusa Tenggara, Indonesia early Saturday morning, killing six residents of a sleeping beach village.