Jared Fogle Is Serving Sandwiches in Prison: TMZ

Brendan O'Connor · 03/24/16 09:35PM

According to TMZ, Jared Fogle has been assigned to cafeteria duty at Federal Correction Institution Englewood—serving sandwiches. Fogle was moved to the correctional officers’ cafeteria after receiving a beating from an inmate who objected to the former Subway pitchman having hired “paid protection.”

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Brendan O'Connor · 03/24/16 08:25PM

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Brendan O'Connor · 03/24/16 08:25PM

Sean Hannity Is Offended by Jorge Ramos' Use of the Word "Racist"

Brendan O'Connor · 03/24/16 06:25PM

“Why don’t you report [on Donald Trump’s demagoguery and racism] honestly?” Sean Hannity asked Univision’s Jorge Ramos in an interview Wednesday night. “I don’t need a lecture from you,” Hannity pouted. “You’ve got an agenda.”

Garry Shandling, Comedy Genius, Is Dead

Alex Pareene · 03/24/16 05:27PM

Actor and comedian Garry Shandling died Thursday in Los Angeles. Shandling, 66, was among the most influential figures in modern American comedy and television, thanks to two brilliant shows he co-created and starred in in the 1980s and 1990s.

Enjoy These Fresh Ted Cruz Memes From the Ted Cruz Meme Page

Andy Cush · 03/24/16 05:00PM

Everyone with half a brain knows that the dankest memes on the internet are not posted to Tumblr and 4chan by teenaged nihilists, but to Facebook groups about gardening by sensible midwestern moms. It follows that the best election memes would show support for a candidate who speaks to the heartland. Enter the Ted Cruz Meme Page.

Hamilton Nolan · 03/24/16 04:43PM

To celebrate the 40th anniversary of punk this November, the son of the Sex Pistols’ manager says he will burn his $5 million collection of punk memorabilia. That’s fuckin punk.

Logic and Human Decency Don't Seem To Matter Much in North Carolina

Rich Juzwiak · 03/24/16 03:04PM

Trans people are not a threat, but they are threatened. There are no recorded incidents of trans people attacking cisgender people in bathrooms. In fact, trans people experience hate violence at rates disproportionate to their cisgender counterparts, and sometimes these anti-trans attacks occur in bathrooms. It’s counterintuitive for someone who presents as female to use a restroom designated for males (and vice versa), and all the proof of the resulting absurdity you need is captured in the picture above, which transgender woman Kelly Lauren posted on Facebook in November in response to the public’s voting down of the Houston Equal Rights Ordinance: “Houston, do you REALLY want me in the same restroom as your husband or boyfriend?”

Open Carry at the Republican Convention: Yes Please

Hamilton Nolan · 03/24/16 02:25PM

While many media outlets cower in their luxury office towers, too scared to stand up for the Bill of Rights that built this great nation, we are unafraid to boldly proclaim: yes, unpredictable partisan crazies should carry deadly weapons on the floor of the Republican National Convention.

Cambridge Panics as Reporters Uncover Skull Heist

Gabrielle Bluestone · 03/24/16 02:07PM

As they always say: It’s not the crime, it’s the coverup (by administrators at the University Cambridge, who are desperately trying to hide from the public the sudden disappearance of a “very expensive” skull from the school library.)

Watch a Local News Reporter Get Arrested While Requesting Public Records

Andy Cush · 03/24/16 01:37PM

In theory, citizens of all 50 states are legally empowered to request and obtain records from their governments. When they work as intended, public records laws are a vital tool for reporters and ordinary people to learn about the government and hold it accountable. But a lot of the time, they don’t work as intended at all.

ISIS Thanks Donald Trump For Making Their Point For Them

Sam Biddle · 03/24/16 12:44PM

Every day the media officers of the Islamic State wake and give thanks for the candidacy of Donald Trump, which delivers one propaganda coup after another for global jihad. Today’s video celebrating the Brussels attack, prominently featuring Trump’s face and words, is no exception.