Jen pulls an Angelina and lands a man. Selena Gomez pulls a Lohan and pleads "exhaustion." Pregnant Tori Spelling's paparazzi car crash. Liza Minnelli's fabulous yard sale. Tuesday gossip keeps its eye on the prize.

  • Team Aniston no longer has the ethical upper hand: Jennifer Aniston is officially "a homewrecker," because rumored boyfriend Justin Theroux just ended his 14-year relationship with live-in girlfriend Heidi Bivens, who moved out of the house last weekend. Is this why Aniston wouldn't go public with the romance? Apparently Justin is "edgier than the guy Jen usually dates." Edgy sex? Edgy drugs? Edgy sitting positions? Like Humpty Dumpty sitting on the edge of a precarious wall? [P6, images via Getty]
  • Selena Gomez explains her recent hospitalization: "I was just very malnourished, so I was low on iron and exhausted." [People]
  • Pregnant Tori Spelling knocked down a wall at her children's school after a "pretty big" car accident. Her statement, via Twitter: "Paparazzi chased me w/the kids 2school. I was trying to get away from him and had a pretty big accident. Took down whole wall of school. He thn STILL got out to try to get pics. 10 school moms chased him away. Wht will it take? Someone dying for paparazzi to stop? Going to dr now to check on baby." [TMZ, @ToriAndDean, Us]
  • Liza Minnelli had a yard sale. Among the loot: Epaulets Michael Jackson gave her. [P6]
  • Costume drama all-star Sean Bean, age 52, got in a bar fight over the affections of a super-blonde, super-tan, super-silicone 22-year-old. In case you were wondering what Game of Thrones would be like in a modern setting, the answer is "murderous intrigue at the Playboy mansion." [DailyMail]
  • Former CSI star Gary Dourdan—of sex-so-loud-it-sounds-like-domestic-violence fame—was arrested for ecstasy possession. This is his second drug-related arrest. [TMZ]
  • Sarah Jessica Parker had a jury duty. It put her in a foul mood. [P6]
  • After miscarrying in October, Kayte Grammar is trying to get pregnant again with husband Kelsey Grammar. Somewhere, Camille is fuming. [Gatecrasher]
  • Wow, Blake Lively is wearing a short skirt in this picture. [Celebitchy]