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Emergency Delivery for G. Clooney: My Life as an A-List Party Crasher
Charlotte Laws · 05/13/15 03:20PMI was recently voted one of the 15 most notorious party crashers in the world, a title I don’t take lightly. I am proud to report that I came in at No. 4, beating Tareq and Michaele Salahi (#15), Queen Elizabeth (#14) and Bill Murray (#6). Lady Gaga and Serena Williams were handed honorable mentions, but did not actually make the esteemed list. Better luck next time, ladies!
It Costs $600 to Say Hello to George and Amal Clooney in Lake Como
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/05/15 05:39PMIt's a warm summer night and you're sitting outside La Locanda del Cantiere enjoying a nice Brunello when suddenly you see George and Amal Clooney step out onto their terrace to enjoy a lakeside aperitif. "Hullo George! Evening Amal," you call out, for you are nothing if not a friendly expat. Well sir, you just talked yourself into a $600 fine.
Why Is South Sudan a Hellhole? Blame George Clooney
Ken Silverstein · 02/06/15 03:00PMAmal Alamuddin Is Barbara Walters's Most Fascinating, How Fascinating
Rich Juzwiak · 12/15/14 11:12AMChristian Bale to George Clooney: "Stop Whining" About the Paparazzi
Allie Jones · 12/01/14 11:50AMGeorge and Amal Clooney Probably Can't Adopt a Baby From Syria
Allie Jones · 11/18/14 11:44AMA Fleet of Weatherproofed Boats Stole the Spotlight at Clooney's Wedding
Dayna Evans · 09/27/14 04:30PMGeorge Clooney Put a Picture of His Dick on the Roseanne Refrigerator
Rich Juzwiak · 08/05/14 03:20PMGeorge Clooney and Amal Alamuddin Are Getting Married at Downton Abbey
Aleksander Chan · 05/27/14 12:25PMProfessional bachelor George Clooney and fiancé Amal Alamuddin are reportedly getting married in Highclere Castle near London — aka THE Downton Abbey. It's the same castle as depicted on the popular television series about British people and Maggie Smith telling each other secrets and being very dramatic while sitting down.
George Clooney, a Stranger to You, Is Allegedly Engaged
Kelly Conaboy · 04/27/14 09:25AMHuh. George Clooney Is Kind of an Asshole.
Caity Weaver · 11/12/13 06:00PMEsquire's December issue features a mammoth profile of Rosemary Clooney's most famous nephew, the popular actor George, entitled "GEORGE CLOONEY'S RULES FOR LIVING." It opens with the sentence, "You must love him." It is unclear whether the 6,062 words that follow are meant to support or subvert this thesis.
Gravity and the Force of Manipulation
Rich Juzwiak · 09/27/13 08:00AMGeorge Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls and Now It's a Real Thing
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/11/13 09:55AMGeorge Clooney and Stacy Keibler Were Poisoned (With Food)
Louis Peitzman · 07/07/12 11:57AMGeorge Clooney's Backyard Function for Obama Sets New One-Night Fundraising Record
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/11/12 08:02AMGeorge Clooney's $40,000-a-plate fundraiser for President Obama, co-hosted by DreamWorks Animation CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg, took place last night at Clooney's Studio City manse, and was, by all accounts a resounding success: The event is believed to have shattered the previous one-night fundraising record of $11 million set by Obama in 2008, bringing in as much as $15 million thanks to the 150 deep-pocketed donors in attendance.
George Clooney Gets Handsomely Arrested At Sudanese Embassy In D.C.
Adrian Chen · 03/16/12 10:42AMGeorge Clooney was arrested today at the Sudanese embassy in Washington D.C. as he led a protest against Sudan's genocidal president, Omar al-Bashir. (The guy next to him is his dad.) You know Joseph Kony is so jealous. "Aw man, Omar gets Clooney and all I get is this random white dude and his kid."
Fear, Loathing, And Modern Medicine: The Faces Of The Academy Awards
Timothy Burke · 02/27/12 09:30AMCongratulations to David James Glendon, Irish George Clooney Lookalike
Max Read · 02/02/12 03:10PMDrunk & Disorderly: Faces Of The Golden Globes
Timothy Burke · 01/16/12 08:00AMAwards shows are compelling because they're occasions for the rich, famous, and beautiful to go above and beyond to the apogee of glamor. The Golden Globes, however—mostly due to the mass quantities of alcohol and other substances in close proximity—are often the occasion for the glamorous to become beastlike in the blink of an eye. (Except Kate Winslet. She is never not absolutely fabulous.)