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• Olivia Palermo's imaginary career is on fire. The City star is reportedly leaving her "job" at DVF to "work" in the publicity department at Elle. So if you see anything in Elle that seems to have been ripped from another magazine, now you know who to blame. [P6]
• Jay-Z demanded a Maybach, champagne, "good quality" peanut butter and jelly, 12 shot glasses, and a pack of Marlboros—along with $750,000—before agreeing to perform at the University of Arizona last month. [SG, P6]
• Jesus Luz's dad says his son and Madonna "definitely" plan to tie the knot in a Kabbalah ceremony shortly. But Jesus won't have to bother signing a prenup since the marriage won't be legally binding. [NYDN]
• The good news for Amy Winehouse: She's reportedly no longer addicted to drugs. The bad: She's supposedly traded the drugs for booze. [OK!]
• Man of the people: Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein was spotted flying coach on a flight from New York to DC. [P6]

• The latest Mel Gibson rumor: He allegedly paid wife Robyn $52 million a year to keep quiet during their three-year separation. [MSNBC]
• Rihanna's rep says the "Silly Boy" song posted on Kanye West's website this week was a fake, and that she and Lady Gaga aren't working on a track after all. [Us]
• Wanda Sykes' wife Alex gave birth to twin girls last month. [People]
• Brad Pitt is still "thrilling" all the moms on Long Island with his frequent trips to Border's, Stop & Shop, and Dunkin' Donuts. [People]
• Kelly Bensimon says she emailed Bethenny Frankel to apologize for insulting her on Real Housewives. Her craziness was due to her crazy boyfriend, her kids, or the fact her longtime driver was diagnosed with terminal cancer. [P6]
• A bunch of Tom Hanks' "raunchy sex scenes" were cut from Angels & Demons. And thank goodness for that. [Sun]
• John Mayer supposedly once tried to pick up Jessie James by texting her the message, "Let me tuck you in." [P6]
• Shanna Moakler has quit her job with the Miss California Pageant to protest The Donald's decision to let Carrie Prejean keep her crown. [NYDN]
• Jim Cramer says he's still upset about getting bashed around by Jon Stewart, but that "one day he'll answer for it." A threat! Yay. [P6]
• Rob Lowe's former nanny has asked that her suit against him be dismissed, although she won't comment on details of a settlement. [People]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt was supposedly spotted buying a pregnancy test at CVS, which might mean she's pregnant with Jamie Kennedy's baby. [Star]
• French president Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife, Carla Bruni, are looking for a new pad in Paris. [Times UK]
• Howard K. Stern pleaded not guilty to supplying Anna Nicole Smith with drugs in court yesterday. [NYDN]
• Jon and Kate Plus 8's Kate Gosselin might be splitting up with Jon. [People]
• Former Cheers star John Ratzenberger is asking for a restraining order against his ex-girlfriend. He claims she's "capable of violence because she listens to country music." Seriously. [TMZ]
• Paris Hilton's blue Bentley got egged during a party at Doug Reinhardt's house on Monday night. Obviously, there are still some decent people in the world. [E!]