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The Disastrous, Watery Future of South Florida
Hamilton Nolan · 11/11/13 11:08AMThe SEC Charged Miami With Fraud For Playing Financial “Shell Games”
Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/20/13 04:30PMMiami Prostitutes Mistake New Jersey Mom for Rival Hooker, Beat Her Up
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 06/03/13 10:40PMThis Majestic Bird-Flipping Goddess: Also an Accused Husband-Murderer
Max Read · 05/09/13 01:00PMBusta Rhymes Allegedly Has Total Meltdown in Miami Restaurant Because He Wants a Cheeseburger
Caity Weaver · 04/03/13 12:05PMWantin' a cheeseburger real, real bad. We've all been there. I'm there right now, because I'm having falafel for lunch. Busta Rhymes was there last night, when he reportedly threw such a fit in a Miami restaurant (after his cheeseburger was served to him with ketchup on the side) that the restaurant's owner called the police.
Teen Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail After Flipping Off Judge During Bond Hearing
Neetzan Zimmerman · 02/05/13 01:32PMSofía Vergara's Fiancé Accidentally Exposed Her Boobs to a Room During a Very Confusing Bar Brawl on New Year's Eve
Caity Weaver · 01/02/13 04:45PMThe Kitten All of Hollywood Is Trying to Date: Who Is Demi Moore's Mystery Cat? [UPDATE: Nicky Hilton Kidnapped It]
Caity Weaver · 12/10/12 03:55PMMan Makes Hilarious Joke About Dynamite at Miami Airport, Humorless Police Arrest Him
Taylor Berman · 11/26/12 10:59PMEarlier today, a man learned the hard way that, no matter how funny your joke might be, it's never a good idea to make it if it's subject is dynamite and you're in an airport. When a TACA Airlines agent asked Alejandro Hurtado if he was carrying any hazardous materials, Hurtado joked that he packed dynamite in his luggage.
The Miami Cannibal Wasn't on Bath Salts or 'Spice' or Jenkem or Rainbow Parties
Max Read · 06/27/12 05:27PMWhich dangerous, trendy nightmare drugs was Rudy "Miami Cannibal" Eugue "tripping balls" on when he tried to eat the face of 65-year-old Ronald Poppo in May? Was it "bath salts" — "the new LSD"? Or "Spice," the "synthetic marijuana"? Or was he on LSD, the "old LSD"? Or was it cocaine psychosis? Or was it all of the drugs at once?? Let's look at the coroner's report to find out:
What The Hell Happened: How Rudy Eugene Transformed Into the 'Miami Zombie'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/30/12 06:35PMDo These Unbelievably Horrifying Photos Show the Miami Cannibal's Victim?
Max Read · 05/29/12 12:42PMThese two really, unbelievably gruesome photos, allegedly of the Miami man whose face was partially eaten off over Memorial Day weekend, have been circulating around the internet, because the sight of rended flesh is a visceral reminder of the unbearably thin dividing line between life and death, and also because they're really fucking gross.
More On Miami's Naked Zombie: Bath Salts to Blame?
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/29/12 10:10AMMiami Masseur Joins Lawsuit Against Travolta: 'He Actually Pulled My Hand ... Up to His Scrotum'
Louis Peitzman · 05/20/12 10:05AMShaquille O'Neal Earned His Doctorate This Weekend
Caity Weaver · 05/06/12 02:47PMMiami International Airport Invites You to Profit Off Others' Ruined Vacations
Caity Weaver · 04/12/12 11:53PMNothing Technically Wrong with Smuggling Fetuses in Your Luggage
Caity Weaver · 03/27/12 11:03PMChris Brown Accused of 'Snatching' Fan's iPhone, Could Face Robbery Charges
Emma Carmichael · 02/24/12 12:32PMCrazed Butt Injector Brawls with Victims on Daytime TV
Maureen O'Connor · 01/26/12 05:03PMThe strange case of the toxic tushes expands: Corey Eubanks, indicted medical assistant of crazed fix-a-flat butt injection doc Oneal Ron Morris, taped an episode of Telemundo show Cristina last night, and ended up brawling with several of his alleged victims, including Rajee Narinesingh. (Red dress, trying to keep the peace. Rajee is my favorite character in this story.)