Party rockers on the hardcourt tonight?

If you couldn't make it past Dave Grohl's nails-on-chalkboard screams, here's the Foo Fighters frontman's statement on the future of the band.

Happy Friday! There's one less annoying music act in the world.

According to YourJewishNews.com, 22-year-old Conservative Republican Mindy Meyer of Flatbush is the first Orthodox Jewish woman to run for a seat in the New York State Senate.

To promote their pro-agriculture agenda, the Peterson Farm Bros — employees of the Assaria, Kansas-based Peterson Farm and Livestock — put together this agri-themed send-up of LMFAO's fist-pumping earworm "Sexy and I Know It."

In an interview with People magazine to promote the upcoming release of her gardening book, American Grown, Michelle Obama took a brief detour to discuss the intimate details of a nighttime ritual she shares with the President.

18-year-old singer-songwriter-high-school-student Noah Guthrie says he's secretly wanted to cover LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It" for quite a while but "never knew how I was gonna arrange it."

At long last, incontrovertible proof that LMFAO is destroying the youth of America.

The Guardian got its hands on a cache of violent Syrian despot Bashar al-Assad's emails from last year, and the upshot, so far, is that the guy bought a bunch of songs on iTunes. We made a Spotify playlist of them.

Kim defies her former BFF and sensei. Lindsay Lohan could get out of rehab this week. Lance Bass gets a drink tossed in his face. Lil' Wayne eats prison beef stick. Monday gossip faces consequences.

Recently, Regis Philbin's expressed his deep worry about looming surgery for a blood clot in his leg. Mashed up with the song Shots by LMFAO and a few dance moves by Kelly Ripa that would put Rima Fakih to shame.

Who was it that attacked Mitt Romney on a plane earlier this week? It was rapper Sky Blu, from the group LMFAO. So our first guess was right. [TMZ] UPDATE: Sky Blu's video explanation, below.

Is "fishers of men" a euphemism for cruising? Adam Lambert kisses a girl. Shakira makes fetal position sexy. Lil' Wayne has eight root canals. The guy who punched Romney is a famed rapper. Friday gossip wants to drill, baby, drill.