Divo extraordinaire Elton John is doing double duty on Saturday Night Live tonight by serving as both host and musical guest. The most surprising thing about John's monologue—besides his dressed-down look—was his knack for some parenthood-related stand-up comedy!

It's Gaga's party, and she'll make Glambert cry if she wants to. Lindsay Lohan swears she wasn't drunk when she fell outside a bar in New York. Brangelina goes on a mini-vacation. It's TGIFriday gossip.

Pop music thingamajig Lady Gaga has announced that she'll have a monthly column in arty fashion mag V beginning in May. One more magazine writing job taken up by a dilettante! She's even crowdsourcing artwork. Now she's a blogger, too?

Charlie Sheen's dog keels over from malnutrition and neglect. Lady Gaga gets diamonds and a sex doll for her birthday. Kanye's new girlfriend is Pharrell's niece. Beyonce fires her dad. Tuesday gossip has a body count.

Lady Gaga is spending all her time these days hanging out at tech companies. Yesterday she sat down with Google VP Marissa Mayer for a 70-minute interview, and also hung out with Twitter engineers at the company's San Francisco HQ. Above, she talks with Twitter technical lead Raffi Krikorian, who is known as the "Lady Gaga of technical leads." (Not really.) Lady Gaga returns to the source of her Internet power.

A gleeful Chris Brown galavants around town after breaking Good Morning America's window. 50 Cent gives Chelsea Handler a backhanded compliment. Hugh Hefner's fiancee may already be cheating. Wednesday gossip shakes its haters off.

Earlier this week, Lady Gaga dropped by the Googleplex for a chat with Google VP Marissa Mayer. Luckily for the Internet, Google posted the entire 73-minute video to YouTube, in case you've got some dead time while marinating a skirt steak.

Google's VP of consumer products, Marissa Mayer, hosts an hour-long Q&A session with Lady Gaga during which they discuss Google's roll in her skyrocket to stardom. Watch the complete hour interview here.

Pop music thingamajig Lady Gaga is known for her crazy outfits, but it seems like she has a thing or two to learn about her beauty regiment. She goes to sleep in her makeup every night.

On tonight's American Idol, we were again subjected to a cheesy group number. And while not nearly as intolerable as last week's Michael Jackson medley, this "Born to Be Wild"/"Born This Way" mashup left much to be desired.

On The View, Joy told Marisa Tomei that Lady Gaga had suggested her for the starring role in a future Gaga biopic. Turns out, Marisa's game for the challenge, considering they're both Italian...and they already share the same wardrobe.

It's been quite some time since we checked in with Dustin and Jayden, Manhattan's most obnoxious homosexuals. We bumped into them last night at a bar in Hells Kitchen and they were talking about Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and the tsunami. Here's what they had to say.

Steve Kardynal picked out his finest Lady GaGa outfits and hit the streets of New York City to show everyone the way he was born.

Charlie Sheen says he's "ready to call anyone for help," but is this just another senseless rant, or has his mania abated? Lindsay Lohan's maybe-stolen necklace hits the auction block. Amanda Seyfried gets Botox at 25. Wednesday gossip crashes into a deep depression.

Lady Gaga is suing The Icecreamists, makers of the breast milk-flavored ice cream called Baby Gaga, for trademark infringement. She calls the dessert "nausea-inducing." We can't disagree, but didn't she take the "Gaga" from a Queen song anyway?

About a year ago, we introduced you to a divo-in-training named Timmy via a video of him—flanked by some fierce PJs—performing Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" with a banana mic (relive the magic). Guess what: he's baaaack! *Snaps*

Arriving in Toronto for a concert, Lady Gaga stopped for a quick photo shoot with Terry Richardson. [Image via INF]

Holly Madison recommends using "body makeup to cope." Lindsay Lohan tells her dad to STFU. Justin Bieber is sorry for flipping off the paparazzi. Willow Smith falls asleep at a meeting with Jay-Z. Thursday's gossip roundup has it both ways.

Today we pondered the meaning of pop sensationalist Lady Gaga's new video. What does it all mean? Nothing? Is it nothing? Maybe not, says one commenter.

Pop music is in a rut of rip-offs: Lady Gaga rips off Madonna; Christina Aguilera and Rihanna rip off Gaga; Ke$ha rips off the rip-offs; and everybody claims it was "artistic inspiration." Well, Gigi Leung is here to tell you there ain't no knock-off like a Chinese knock-off, because Chinese knock-offs don't apologize.