Lady Gaga just released the video for her disappointing single "Born This Way." It's covered in pixie dust, zombie ooze, and chunks of alien placenta. It's official: Lady Gaga has bought into her own myth.

Charlie Sheen goes on a "private adult vacation" with a porn star, a stoner sex kitten, and his ex. Lindsay Lohan considers a plea deal requiring six months of jail time. Hugh Hefner sets a date for his wedding to a 24-year-old. Thursday gossip harshes the mellow.

Apparently, music legends as big as the Beatles can still be "little monsters," as evidenced by this video of Sir Paul McCartney dancing at Lady Gaga's Madison Square Garden show.

Lindsay Lohan was turned away from a party. A Matt Damon impostor. Lady Gaga's "drunk diet." Welcome to Saturday Gossip Roundup.

Lady Gaga has been traipsing around for the past few days claiming she was in that damn egg thing she arrived to the Grammys in for 72 hours straight before the show. "It was a very creative experience, and it was time for me to prepare and really think about the meaning of ["Born This Way," which she performed on stage] and get prepared for the performance," she told Ryan Seacrest.

It's been a big week for pop divas! First, Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100. And now, Britney Spears has released the music video for "Hold It Against Me." Here it is.

In her role as a MAC Viva Glam ambassador, Lady Gaga stopped by Good Morning America to talk about safe sex...while sporting in a condom-inspired get-up. Apparently, she likes her outfits to be theme-appropriate!

Frankie Muniz's girlfriend said he threatened to kill himself, then punched her in the head. Ryan Phillippe hits on Rihanna, who shoots him down. Pharrell makes goose-stepping cool. Wednesday gossip is all grown up and sort of terrifying.

The overwhelming reaction to Lady Gaga's new single, "Born This Way," is that it's a rip-off of Madonna's "Express Yourself." Rihanna has just been sued by photographer David LaChapelle for using images inspired by his own in her video for "S&M." Where is the fine line between inspiration and theft?

Does Bieber have beef with Gaga? On Chelsea Lately, the teen heartthrob weighed in on Gaga's buzzworthy Grammy apparel, saying, "I don't know, like, people say it's artistic and stuff. I'm just like, 'you're an egg.'" Harsh words, Bieber!

Last night Lady Gaga visited Jay Leno to address the fact that her new single "Born This Way" sounds a lot like Madonna's "Express Yourself."

In an obvious play on Lady Gaga's entrance to the Grammy Awards, Conan was carried out by his crew at the top of his show last night. As he put it, it's his "Lady Gaga entrance with zero cholesterol."

Lady Gaga visited The Tonight Show this evening for an eye-opening interview about everything from the Grammys to Valentine's Day. When Jay Leno brought up the "Born This Way"/"Express Yourself" controversy, Gaga set the record straight.

About 26.5 million people tuned into see just which way Lady Gaga was born at the Grammys last night. That's the show's largest audience since 2001. That also means a record number of people saw Justin Bieber lose. Perfect!

Tonight, after what seemed like an eternal musical tribute to Aretha Franklin, the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards really got started when pop diva Lady Gaga hatched from the egg she arrived in to perform her new single, "Born This Way."

Lady Gaga arrived at the Grammys tonight inside of a translucent cocoon, carried on a litter by a troupe of shirtless gogo dancers. There was absolutely nothing remarkable about this. In fact, bystanders were surprised that the usually flamboyant Lady Gaga chose to wear such a run-of-the-mill outfit on the red carpet.

Ke$ha's glitter-squirting vagina has crossover porn appeal. LiLo seeks no-jail plea deal. John Travolta gets a male waiter's phone number. Prince snubs Diddy. Britney Spears dreams of "running with lions." TGIFriday gossip.

Vogue unveiled its Lady Gaga package today and her newest style is both avant-garde and classical at the same time. It's like the Lady of Shallot and Peggy Moffitt had a pink-headed baby dressed in McQueen and Louis Vuitton. Yes, I am very much into it.

Eva Longoria rebounds with a pierced pop star. Lindsay Lohan still on the hook for grand theft. Holly Madison gets $30,000 to sit next to a rich guy. Bieber's secret alias is Chandler Bing. Tuesday gossip blows everyone's covers.

Kacey Jordan fondly recalls the green crack pipe Charlie sucked before yesterday's hospitalization. Jesse James plans a trip to Israel. Katy Perry's diet "absolutely sucks." Leonardo DiCaprio whips his hair back and forth. TGIFriday gossip.