Pop music thingamajig Lady Gaga is known for her crazy outfits, but it seems like she has a thing or two to learn about her beauty regiment. She goes to sleep in her makeup every night.

She tells People that she doesn't wash her face before bed, which is just nasty. And it's a good thing she wears all those wigs, because apparently her hair is so processed that is just kind of falls out. Let's not even talk about her feet, which she always has crammed into some pneumatic device and doesn't get massaged. No wonder she smells like blood and semen.

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