Kanye West's wife and sister-in-law uploaded new snapshots from the Kardashian-West Golden Toilet Ball to Instagram Wednesday, and not since the episode where Kim lost her earring in the ocean have so many Kardashians looked so unhappy in the same place.

This past weekend, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West—who, the argument could be made, is the world’s most important artist today—married in Florence, Italy. Their nuptials, and the buzz leading up to the wedding date, have been well documented across media outlets. Jay Z and Beyoncé bailing on the wedding, oh no! Rob Kardashian too!! KimYe-mania overtaken by Bieberfever!!! Teenage mystic Jaden Smith’s all-white Batman costume is insane!!!! But the wedding wasn’t really about any of this. Not entirely.

Kanye West is now officially a Kardashian, which means the clock has officially started on how long Kimye's wedded bliss will last. Gym chain New York Sports Clubs took the opportunity to remind everyone about Kim's previous wedding to Kris Humphries, an NBA player with career averages of 6.8 points per game and 72 days per marriage.

FLORENCE, ITALY — In the four hundred years since Forte de Belvedere was constructed, just outside the city walls of Florence, it has never been attacked. Tonight it was placed under siege by Beliebers.

Congratulations to Kanye West and Kim Kardashian on their marriage, which was made official this evening in Florence, Italy. Kanye West was reportedly very nervous.

The confusion about where Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are actually getting married isn't getting any less confusing, with reports that two separate ceremony sites are being set up in two different European cities today.

Lana Del Rey will reportedly perform "Young and Beautiful," one of Kim Kardashian's favorite songs, at Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding later this week.

When a lady gets married, it's traditional that the man who had sex with her on camera should donate four months' worth of his profits from the sex tape to the happy newlyweds. And by "traditional," I mean "a new thing Ray J just made up."

Despite a year of rumors that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were getting married in Paris, it's recently come out that the #WorldsMostTalkedAboutWedding will be relocated to Florence, Italy. And Kanye just told an Italian newspaper why it's secretly been Florence all along: Because he and Kim secretly conceived their daughter there.

The invitation for the upcoming Kanye West and Kim Kardashian nuptials is as austere as a death certificate in slate gray grey and gold ink. The invite, which was leaked to US Weekly, is most notable for its use of the British spelling of "honor." This is a clue for the wedding's secret location.

Last week's revelation that Kanye West went zip-lining and hated it was a cathartic moment for the internet, and a humanizing moment for the rapper with the world's most titanic ego. What if Ye were one us? Just a slob like one of us?

Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Kim Kardashian, who reportedly married in a secret Los Angeles ceremony over the weekend. Their reality TV wedding will take place later this month in France.

Traveling to Mexico to ride ziplines would excite many workaday mortals, but self-proclaimed god Kanye West is so over it.

#WorldsMostTalkedAboutCouple Kim and Kanye Kardashian's huge blowout wedding is scheduled to go down in France next month, but the two are actually getting married this week in a secret ceremony, TMZ reports. Well, as secretly as Kimye can do anything, anyway.

When Kanye West runs out to pick up some Burger King for Kim Kardashian, he does it big. The rapper is reportedly planning to buy his fiancée a 10-piece order of European Burger King franchises to celebrate their wedding.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, two cyborgs who appeared on a print publication's cover to the dismay of Sarah Michelle Gellar and maybe one other person, are set to be wed in a Parisian ceremony in May. Instead of rice, may we suggest guests toss these florid qualifiers at the newlyweds as they emerge from Versailles' Hall of Mirrors?

What is Kanye West looking at on his iPad in this ho-hum normal Vogue photo of a boring family having a regular-ass day at home? Use the image template we created to make it anything at all!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West appear on the cover of April's Vogue, along with the word "selfie" and the #WorldsMostImpracticalHashtag. Looks like the "world's most talked-about couple"—sorry, Jay and Bey—got Annie Leibovitz to take the world's most #trill wedding photo.

Here's a great lede: "Kanye West just attacked an 18-year-old guy inside the waiting room of a chiropractor's office..." Of course he did.

Ah, there's nothing like a good ol' fashioned Instagam Ass-Off.