Kim Kardashian's birthday on October 21st was the event it always is—she went to Hawaii, did a paid appearance at a Las Vegas nightclub, and went shopping. This year was extra special, however, because Kanye West let baby North ruin a morbidly expensive purse just for Mom.

Without a doubt one of the most fabulous and fearful toddlers in the game right now is North West, an eccentrically-dressed sixteen-month-old who is often photographed on the chic streets of Paris looking terrified in the presence of her parents.

"Someone get a tape of this? I hope you do, so you can see this when I'm famous and all of you will remember me as this beautiful little girl," says Kim Kardashian in an eighth-grade graduation video dug up by Entertainment Tonight.

They say a "diva is a female version of a hustla, of a hustla, of a of a hustla." That's applicable here in that Kim Kardashian is a DIVA who hustles diet pill companies and milkshake purveyors for $1 million per endorsement, according to "secret business emails" obtained by Radar.

Fashionable style robots Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have been escorting their painfully precious baby North West around Paris for Fashion Week and with every photo that emerges, North's grimace deepens. Is it pain over the constant photographers' flashes? Is it the dismal reality that the life of a human is finite? Or is it those leather leggings that are chafing her diapered bum?

The only thing worse than arriving to a funeral and realizing you are dressed exactly like the dead body is showing up to Fashion Week and realizing you are wearing the exact same thing as your husband, which is: not a bra, sister.

Early Saturday morning, a new round of celebrity nudes was dumped on 4chan and Reddit, TMZ reports. The new round of leaked photos includes intimate selfies of Kim Kardashian West and Vanessa Hudgens, and new photos of soccer goalie Hope Solo, Jennifer Lawrence, and Kaley Cuoco, all three of whom appeared in the cache of celebrity nudes that was leaked and widely shared earlier this month.

The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge was a singular phenomenon that swept up celebrities and normals alike with its combination of altruism and gale force peer pressure. It raised so many millions that the ALSA doesn't know how to spend them all. And it's also, we can all agree, over.

In the midst of last night's awesome televised Beyoncé concert—technically known as MTV's Video Music Awards—there was a pause to acknowledge recent events in Ferguson, Mo.

For the second year in a row, most of the profits from Kim Kardashian's charity eBay auctions appear to have gone to her favorite cause: herself. Radar reports that eBay tax documents from 2013 indicate Kim K pocketed as much as $400,000 selling her used outfits on the auction site, and donated just $44,000 to the ministry her mom founded.

Ray J, a person who managed to turn having sex with Kim Kardashian into a years-long career, may now be famous on his own merit—for allegedly assaulting a woman at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel and kicking out the window of a police car.

Chinese socialite Guo Meimei, the 23-year-old Kim Kardashian of the East, appeared on state TV in an orange jumpsuit to apologize for her history of alleged illegal gambling and prostitution in the midst of the country's faltering earthquake relief effort. Guo (maybe) used to work for the Red Cross, and the organization says her reputation is hurting donations.

Of all the details assaulting the reader's senses in Page Six's factual report and/or work of dystopian literature about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding—the giant golden toilet, the marble piano—perhaps the most unabashedly Kanye was Mr. West's alleged 45-minute "toast to himself."

...Or, at least, that's what his wife and app genius Kim Kardashian claimed on Sunday's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

What do you picture when you think about fame? Spotlights, a champagne swimming pool, fishnet tights produced in artisanal huts in Palm Springs? Does the act of "working" appear in your mental image? If your answer is no, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood would like to change that.

Kanye West—deity, designer, rapper, producer, Chicagoan, husband, father, cousin, child, genius™, egotist, prophet, kilt fan, mean-mugger, and anti-college education advocate—was interviewed by GQ staff writer Zach Baron for a recently-released cover story in the magazine where collectors of quarters through U.S. history can trade old-timey currency. Also tits.

A 25-year-old British woman has spent nearly $30,000 on surgical procedures to keep up with sex tape star and famous famous person Kim Kardashian. Claire Louise Leeson started the kardashification process when she was just 17, and now has bigger boobs, whiter teeth, and so, so much spray tan.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West celebrated North West's first birthday yesterday with a kid's version of Coachella, deemed "Kidchella," in Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick's backyard. A baby's dream! Social media wasn't around when we all had our first Kidchellas, but—luckily for us—North's was well documented.

Instagram history does not come easily. Today, Kanye West revealed that his and Kim Kardashian's second wedding photo—which is the current world record holder for Most Liked Photo on Instagram—took over four days to compose because famed photographer Annie Leibovitz pulled out of the wedding at the last minute.