kids-these-days
Jimmy Kimmel Doesn't Want You To Know Just How Smart This Little Kid Is
Neetzan Zimmerman · 11/07/13 12:49PMTeen Who Auctioned Off Her Virginity Gets Green-Light from Cops
Neetzan Zimmerman · 11/04/13 04:49PMKids React to Gay Marriage, Prove Ignorant Adults Aren't Born This Way
Neetzan Zimmerman · 11/04/13 12:08PMWhen listening to adults go on and on about how marriage is between one man and one woman gets you down, it's important to take a step back and listen to some kids prove definitively that we aren't born this way. Ignorant, that is.
Drunk Dudes Steal Circus Llama, Take It on a Streetcar Joyride
Neetzan Zimmerman · 11/04/13 11:04AMGabrielle Bluestone · 11/02/13 02:32PM
'Noxious Odor' That Shut Down School Turns Out to Be Axe Body Spray
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/31/13 02:32PMYOLO: 'Selfies at Funerals' Is the Last Tumblr You See Before You Die
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/29/13 03:26PMBecause your body will simply shut down once it realizes it's being forced to share the same plane of existence with the kind of people who think it's completely normal to snap selfies at funerals and upload them to social media sites with the caption "love my hair today, hate why I'm dressed up" and the hashtag "#funeral."
College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for the Workplace
Hamilton Nolan · 10/29/13 10:08AMABC Scrubs Kimmel Skit After Kid Suggests Killing Everyone in China
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/28/13 03:52PMFull Grown Adults Dedicate Their Time to Discussing Teen Sexting
Hamilton Nolan · 10/25/13 09:57AMSchool Makes Students Sign Pledge Not to Dance 'Like You're Having Sex'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/24/13 03:22PMSound Engineer Exacts EDM Revenge on Hardcore Band That Refused to Pay
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/23/13 02:59PMParents Have Own Kids Arrested for Throwing Party Without Permission
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/22/13 10:15AMLoving Dad Has Heartwarming Hysterics Over Son's Report Card
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/21/13 02:14PMTeen Hits Mom with Frying Pan for Refusing to Lend Him Her Kindle
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/21/13 09:49AMDad 'Lightens the Mood' by Lip Synching to Daughter's Temper Tantrum
Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/21/13 08:47AMAfter her six-year-old daughter spent over an hour "wigging out" in her room, Kathy Sterner realized there was "no talking her down."
Justin Bieber Touched a Stripper's Ass Last Night
Gabrielle Bluestone · 10/19/13 03:30PMCanadian Teenagers Rammed Across the Border in High-Speed Police Chase
Gabrielle Bluestone · 10/19/13 02:00PMTwo Canadian teenagers were arrested last week after they stole three cars and rammed their way through a border crossing into Maine. Despite fired shots, police vehicle collisions, and a nail strip, police on both sides of the border were unable to apprehend the teens until they crashed into a guardrail.