kids-these-days
Toddlers Are the Only Americans Who Are Not Obese
Hamilton Nolan · 02/26/14 02:52PMBrilliant 12-Year-Old Builds Braille Printer Out of LEGO Set
Dayna Evans · 02/22/14 11:53AMNeknominate: The Online Drinking Game Sparking Moral Panic in Britain
Jordan Sargent · 02/16/14 03:08PMKids drink. Kids use social media. Now in the United Kingdom kids are apparently drinking on social media and dying because of it. Mothers of Europe: BEWARE.
Is Your Child Getting Enough Caffeine?
Hamilton Nolan · 02/11/14 10:05AMThe Top Ten Reasons to Live in NYC, By An Alien
Hamilton Nolan · 01/15/14 02:56PMPolice Find Entire Jewelry Store Inside Teen's Rectum
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/09/14 03:30PMTeen Turns Three Years Worth of Daily Photos Into Incredible Lip Dub
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/06/14 11:05AMLip dubs, time-lapse videos, and photo-a-day challenges: The Internet is lousy with them. But a photo-a-day time-lapse lip-dub video? Just one.
Students Shut Down School After Gay Vice Principal Forced to Resign
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/20/13 11:45AMTeens Throw Party in Mansion While Millionaire Homeowner is Out of Town
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/11/13 05:28PMFirst Grader Accused of Sexual Harassment for Kissing Classmate's Hand
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/10/13 02:19PMCollege Snowball Fight Turns Vicious, Retired Professor Attacked
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/09/13 09:56AMIt only took a few hours for a "friendly snowball fight" at the University of Oregon to devolve into a potentially criminal assault on innocent bystanders and passing motorists.
Most College Kids Are Terrified of Their Student Debt
Hamilton Nolan · 12/04/13 10:21AMThis Is How You Write a Fucking Love Letter
Hamilton Nolan · 12/02/13 02:51PMBallsy Girl Ditches Bungee Harness, Holds On to Boyfriend Instead
Neetzan Zimmerman · 11/20/13 07:38PMTwo Russian teens give new meaning to the term "trust fall" by engaging in a tandem bungee jump, minus one safety harness.
Old Folks Can't Handle DC's Hip Casual Dining Scene
Hamilton Nolan · 11/18/13 12:28PMThe wave of hipness that has lately washed over Washington, DC has bathed the city's new residents in a glorious young, hip vibe. But it has also washed away the once sedate lives of the city's elderly, who now cower in their apartments, fearing that the next tidal wave of coolness may drown them for good.
Teens Are Smoking Lots of, Uh, "Cigars"
Hamilton Nolan · 11/15/13 09:57AM20 Life Lessons From 20 Twentysomethings
Hamilton Nolan · 11/14/13 03:05PMDevil Child Floors Parents by Fluently Speaking Backwards English
Neetzan Zimmerman · 11/11/13 06:17PMWhen 10-year-old Cameron Bissett started speaking English backwards with the same fluency of a non-possessed person speaking forward, his parents didn't pick up the phone and call a priest — they picked up a video camera and started asking their son to do lines.
Hamilton Nolan · 11/08/13 11:33AM
Despite lacking the wherewithal to make their own sandwiches, entitled "Millennials" are demanding that the sandwiches made for them come on bread that is "unconventional," "unique," or even "wacky." It's about time for some famous newsman to ghostwrite another book about WWII, so we can hear how a real generation ate.