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The World's Skinniest Woman Is American, Eats Junk Food Every 15 Minutes
Brian Moylan · 06/29/10 11:22AMRobot Seals, Cancer Dogs and Weed: Hospitals Are Great
Hamilton Nolan · 06/21/10 03:51PMStudy: Snickers Just as Addictive as Cocaine
Jeff Neumann · 03/29/10 04:03AMPepsi Scientists Solve Health Care Crisis With Potato Chips
Hamilton Nolan · 03/22/10 08:52AMObama Wants to Starve Your Kids
Hamilton Nolan · 02/08/10 10:51AMDelicious Junk Food Lobby: Declaring Unhealthy Junk Food a "Smart Choice"
Foster Kamer · 09/05/09 11:30AMMeet New York's Worst Food Nazi Mom
Hamilton Nolan · 06/16/09 02:45PM'You Kids Go Play Outside,' Say Scientists
Hamilton Nolan · 03/03/08 05:37PMA breakthrough study from the Society of Medical Researchers Who Didn't Think Up a Study Topic Until the Very Last Minute has found that limiting the amount of time your fattie kids sit on their ass watching TV or playing on the internet could help them lose weight! Kids tended to eat less junk food when they were forced to get off their ass and do something else, the study determined [WSJ]. One doctor is recommending parents get some kind of electronic device that limits brain-numbing time per week for children. We wholeheartedly support this effort to whip these no-account kids today into shape. Junk food and TV are not the way to go. There is only one safe and effective way to gain weight:
Care for a frypod with that shake?
Evelyn Nussenbaum · 09/14/07 12:19PMWhat red-blooded American child wouldn't rather have nice, healthy apple slices in a frybox than the warm, salty bits of FAT that they're used to? Burger King, doing its best to be a good corporate citizen and fight the good fight against obesity, is offering this new snack in a "frypod." Better question: which marketing consultant decided that evoking "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" in a snack would make it more appealing?