Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry split. Chelsea Handler has a sex tape. Johnny Weir and Evan Lysacek are at war. Lance Armstrong's unborn baby has a Twitter account. A topless bong pic causes controversy. Saturday's gossip roundup is making waves.

Charlie Sheen was just like, "Screw it, I'm moving in with my hooker." Lindsay Lohan is no longer marketable. Britney Spears' nipples cause consternation. Jon Gosselin would like to sell you a car. Saturday's Gossip roundup is learning the ropes.

On The Tonight Show, fun was had with the size disparity between the guests, Johnny Weir and Charles Barkley. When Charles can't fit on the couch like Johnny, the skater's suggestion: "Just sit there and look pretty".

Today at Gawker.TV, 30 Rock has fun at Tiger Woods' expense, Craig Robinson finally gets some airtime on The Office, Archer's cliffhanger finale, Tony Hale's anti-Ghost pottery class on Community, and Johnny Weir suggests his personality cost him a medal.

On Lopez Tonight, Johnny Weir discussed the politics of the figure skating medal platform, saying that his often-controversial personality may have been assessed by Olympic judges before he even took the ice—and could have cost him a medal.

Johnny Weir(d)'s flare for the dramatic was on full display tonight as he sat down with Joy Behar to discuss some current events. Somehow, the topic of Kate Gosselin came up—Weir did not mince words.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jessica Simpson discovers the true Price of Beauty, Johnny Weir's sexually-charged Pilates stretches, Law & Order uses Project Runway as its defense, NatGeo dresses hundreds of folks up to reenact the life of sperm.

Though figure skating is most often described with tiresome combinations of adjectives like "delicate" and "graceful", Johnny Weir, always an iconoclast, is known to bring his own sexually-charged power into the rink.

Stars on Ice denies it, but Johnny is so over them, anyway. He might even start a rival showcase, with Lady Gaga. It's cute how he thinks if he says her name enough, she'll pull a Tinkerbell and magically appear.

Tonight on Real Time, Bill Maher took Mitt Romney to task for being a "pandering shape-shifter." The real laughs came, though, when Maher unveiled a few modified versions of Romney's new book, No Apology. Video inside. Also: New Rules!

That would be impressive. GLAAD says the Lady Gaga-loving Olympian was excluded from the money-raking figure skating tour because he is "not family friendly."

Anyone would think that the biggest drama queen on Be Good, Johnny Weir would be, well, Johnny Weir. However, this clip of his agent Tara having a meltdown suggests otherwise.

Also, does she remind anyone else of The Next Generation's Counselor Deanna Troi?

Weir explains his creative process. Jessica Simpson cries on Oprah's couch. John Mayer can't get a date. Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson grope each other in public. Johnny Depp fears mirrors. Tuesday gossip is the window to celebrity souls.

"Flamboyant" is so mid-February. Now, if you want to call Johnny Weir gay without actually calling him "gay," you can call him "fierce." Like Larry King did tonight on his Larry King Enlivening Program.

Johnny Weir may not have fared as well in the Olympics we'd hoped, but he has proven that he deserves a gold medal every day for being truly outrageous. Here's his most fabulous glitterbomb moments from last night's episode.

Oh last night was a corker. The girls snowboarded and Julia Mancuso continued her silver rush, but mostly men twirled around on ice and we all clapped and swooned. Now that it's over, we're worried. Was it the best event?

Oh, Johnny. Dear, dear Johnny Weir. You just skated the routine of your life at the Olympics. It was fabulous, as always. Flawless, too. And even though the judges screwed you, we won't forget how great you were. Video, inside.

During NBC's coverage of men's figure skating, the network ran a package about Russian favorite/destroyer of worlds Evgeni Plushenko. Plushenko (and Russia) were painted as a bleak, yet brooding force with threatening music and low-angle shots of the Kremlin. Why?

The Olympics just keep getting better! (Right, Dash?) There's news today that Venusian Spaceship Admiral/figure skater Johnny Weir wants to write a figure skating tell-all. "I've got so much dirt that I need to get out of me." Titillating.

Heyyyyy! Guess who just skated a fabulous, flawless and fierce-as-hell short program at the Olympics? And did so in a deep V-neck/slim black pant outfit with sequins and pink tassels, to boot? Johnny Weir did, honey! Also: Poker Face dancing.