Meghan McCain Interviewing Snooki Is the Frost-Nixon of Our Time
Remember when Snooki and John McCain Twitter-flirted, revealing Snooki as a closet right-winger and McCain as actually taking the advice of daughter Meghan? That perfect storm has transmogrified into an interview wherein Snooki calls John McCain "really cute."
Behold: MTV's fake-baked mascot for classlessness discusses politics with a woman who was once thought to be the future of the Republican party:
Snooki: I only know politics about, like, you know, tanning and being a Guidette. So when I saw it was Obama and McCain, to be honest with you, the only reason why I voted for your father was because he was really cute and I liked when he did his speeches.
Meghan: Well, thank you. [Laughing] I appreciate that, though it's a little weird… Are you still pissed off about the tax on tanning?
Snooki: Um, I really don't see the reason why there would be a tax on tanning, because so many people go tanning even though they're not, like, Guido/Guidettes. People go tanning because they like to feel tan.
At the end of the interview, Meghan goes on a weirdly self-market-y tangent, offering to help Snooki reach a "different demographic":
Meghan: If you have anything else you want to say to your fans, I hit a different demographic, it's a little bit older.
Snooki: You're awesome. And I love McCain. And no matter how old you are, just be yourself and don't care what people think.
McCain-Polizzi 2012: The terrible future beckons. (Tangent: How cute does Meghan look in her new author photo? Looking good, Megs.) [DailyBeast, images via Getty]