Shockingly, Man Can't Get Assault Charges Dropped by Whipping Out Dick
Jay Hathaway · 06/05/15 01:37PMAn Alabama man, accused of third-degree assault, attempted to wiggle out of his legal trouble by wiggling out of his pants. He reportedly showed the alleged assault victim his dumb penis and asked her to drop the charges. To everyone’s absolute and total shock, he was unable to make his problems disappear merely by waving his dick like a magic wand.