The wonderfully titled MrPotatoHeadNews was biking home last night across the Manhattan Bridge when he stumbled upon this man jumping rope nude on the bridge. Why would someone do something so, ahem, nuts?

When asked, the man explained that he jumps rope naked on the bridge because he used to jump rope naked in his apartment (which, by right, he's allowed to do), but he spent so much time jumping rope in his house that he wore the floor out and will fall right through if he keeps it up. So instead, he's playing single dutch by himself, naked, on the Manhattan Bridge. See, it makes perfect sense! I'm so glad there are still a few freaks here in New York.