A news team from Central Arkansas NBC affiliate KARK were in Benton on Sunday shooting a story about a house damaged by a fallen tree when out of the woods walked an intoxicated man wearing naught but the clothes he was born with.

"What is this out there that we got?" said homeowner John Manassel, surprised to see the uninvited guest. "I oughtta go out there and start an ass kicking contest."

Sadly, that contest never came to pass. Instead, deputies were called to pick up 22-year-old Nathaniel Koba on charges of indecent exposure and public intoxication.

What Koba was doing in the woods naked while high on drugs remains open to conjecture.

[screengrab via KARK]