The Great Bed Bug Epidemic has been widely covered, but now our nation's capital is under threat from stink bugs. They smell like sweaty feet and are multiplying fast! According to a specialist, "this is going to be biblical." [WaPo]

The BBC science show Bang rigged up a camera to film food rotting for two weeks. The resulting time-lapse footage is truly gnarly. If the mold and bacteria don't gross you out, the maggots will. Bon appétit!

Abbott Laboratories, the makers of Similac baby formula, have voluntarily recalled "fewer than five million" formula containers after beetles were found by two consumers and in a manufacturing plant. A little extra protein never hurt anyone, right? [Reuters]

New York Republican gubernatorial nominee Carl Paladino, after showing opponent Andrew Cuomo's poopy skin lesions in all their gruesome detail, is now going after Cuomo's "cojones" in an open letter. Does Cuomo even have testicles? Is he even a man?

Mark Zuckerberg lured a talented chef from Google by offering him the respect he'd been denied. Yet look at the frat-house fare the Facebook CEO has him cooking.

Put your lunch down for a minute: A Georgia man and his wife filed a federal lawsuit after they bought a box of cereal from a Save-A-Lot grocery store and, after taking a bite, found a used tampon floating around.

About 300 people wearing matching shirts and sushi chef caps got together to roll the world's longest California roll at UMass Amherst on Monday, and beat UC Berkeley's previous record by 92 feet, for a total of 422 feet.

Two Iowa farms behind the massive salmonella egg recall have been investigated by federal officials, and what they found is pretty gross: Eight-foot tall piles of manure as well as rodents, maggots, and wild animals mingling with hens. And more!

Today in the Serbian village of Ozrem the seventh annual World Testicle Cooking Championship took place, where, as you've probably guessed, people cooked and ate testicles. One of the more popular dishes? "Bulls' testicles" cooked "goulash style." Yum.

California restaurant chain Claim Jumper just settled a lawsuit brought on by a man who found a condom in his French onion soup. That sounds nasty, doesn't it?

An 81-year-old TV producer, Sandy Frank, and his 57-year-old former model wife, Brenda, were arrested for throwing glasses at each other over an insurance bill beef and accusations that the old man is sleeping around (gross).

Here in America, we a baseball fan who used his own vomit as a weapon. In England, they have Wendy Lewis. Cameras caught her urinating on a war memorial before "performing a sex act on a man nearby." Good show!

Granted, noon is the equivalent of 6PM when you host a morning show. In GQ's new profile of Joe Scarborough, the professional chit-chatter reveals his sexual fixations and calls co-host Mika Brzezinski "mommy" while she chugs vodka from a mug.

A woman in Shenzhen City, China, apparently had her anus sewn shut "with black threads and needle" by a midwife who hadn't received a good tip. The midwife claims she simply sewed up a bleeding hemorrhoid. Please: Tip your midwives.

Still hungry after last month's 2,300-calorie Mac & Cheese Quesadilla and footlong cheeseburgers? Try the latest American chain restaurant abomination: Denny's Fried Cheese Melt, in which deep-fried breaded cheese is embedded in more cheese, more bread, and fried again.

A source tells legal website Above The Law that Christopher Stone, the horrible 31-year-old pornographer who owns the tween gossip site StickyDrama, has enrolled in Southwestern Law School. And he's selling StickyDrama—bidding starts at $25,000!

"Flushers" from Thames Water are trying to clear out an estimated 1,000 tons of cooking fat from sewers beneath London's Leicester Square, thanks to local restaurants committing "sewer abuse" — dumping anything other than water, feces or toilet paper.

See Rick. See Rick be interviewed at Hedonism II, a Jamaican resort. See Rick say he loves Hedonism II for "the rippin' and the tearin'." Then, see Rick do a freaky ass booty dance to Beyoncé's "Diva." Video inside.

First it was SoHo's naked-man-and-boardshort emporium Hollister. Now one of CBS' New York offices is being cleaned after an infestation of bedbugs. Nowhere is safe, people. Remember: If you don't go into the office, then the bedbugs have won!

What's with morning shows always giving us what we don't want to see while we're eating breakfast? Anyway, here's a clip of my two favorite morning show hosts sampling the flavors bacon, beer, booger, and "better than sex."