Woman's Anus Sewn Shut by Angry Midwife 16.52K Max Read 08/20/10 02:14AM Filed to: Ewww Ewww China Anus sewing Asshole Gross A woman in Shenzhen City, China, apparently had her anus sewn shut "with black threads and needle" by a midwife who hadn't received a good tip. The midwife claims she simply sewed up a bleeding hemorrhoid. Please: Tip your midwives.