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The Time That Anthony Bourdain Wrote a Sex Column for Cosmo
Maggie Lange · 03/07/13 04:37PMTanned leather belt Anthony Bourdain is a person who probably has good taste and is sometimes witty, but he is not a person from whom we would appreciate sex advice. Nonetheless, he has doled out some sex tips in a recent column for Cosmo in order to promote his new CNN show Parts Unknown, which now has a weird double-entendre vibe to its name.
The Kitty Litter in Your Cigarette Allows Tobacco Companies to Avoid $1.1 Billion in Taxes
Maggie Lange · 03/01/13 10:11AMWHAT NOW? Apparently there is cat litter in cigarettes—or rather the clay found in cat litter is used in cigarettes as filler. This allows tobacco companies to "weigh down" their cigarettes so that they will fall into the "large cigar" category-helping the companies avoid a federal excise tax increase of 2,653%. The rule goes as follows:
"Your Coworkers Complained About Your Flatulence": Federal Employee Formally Recognized for His Farting Skills
Camille Dodero · 12/24/12 02:15PMThe "What is the Sexiest Thing Someone Has Ever Said to You?" Reddit Thread is Reddit Perfectly Encapsulated
Jordan Sargent · 12/20/12 09:13PMSo, there's a Reddit thread today titled, "What is the sexiest thing someone has ever said to you?" and it's exactly as hilarious as you would expect. It's also, predictably, a perfect encapsulation of Reddit's shut-in male user base (and the women brave enough to hack through that cornfield). Here are some highlights:
Woman With Runny Nose Turns Out to Be Woman With Leaking Brain Fluid
Taylor Berman · 12/03/12 08:28PMIf this doesn't prove that you should always self-diagnose yourself with the worst symptom-matching WebMD diagnosis possible, nothing will. After four months of leaking a grotesque amount of liquid from her nose, which several doctors initially blamed on severe allergies, Aundrea Aragon went to the emergency room where, after testing the fluid, she was diagnosed with a cerebrospinal fluid leak AKA her brain juices were leaking all over her face.
Robert Kessler · 11/19/12 12:56PM
America's Oldest Profession Thrives: People Trading Gas for Sex
Robert Kessler · 11/05/12 04:49PMHow Much Would It Take To Get You To Eat a 'White Chocolate Peppermint' Pringle?
Kate Bennert · 10/11/12 09:47PMPringles, a potato-based snack that does not actually self-identify as a "potato chip," has recently announced that they will be introducing new "holiday flavors" to the Pringle family. The new flavors? "Pumpkin Pie Spice," "Cinnamon and Sugar," and "White Chocolate Peppermint." Why? God only knows.
The Taiwanese Animation of Justin Bieber Vomiting Is Amazing
Louis Peitzman · 10/01/12 09:01PMWhat's the Most Disgusting Coffee Order You've Ever Heard?
Louis Peitzman · 09/29/12 12:32PMChef Killed His Wife and Boiled Her for Four Days
Louis Peitzman · 09/18/12 10:17PMMitt Romney Sleeps Almost Naked and Other Uncomfortable Moments From This Morning's Live With Kelly and Michael
Kate Bennert · 09/18/12 06:29PMThis morning, the already infamous interview with the Romneys aired on ABC's Live with Kelly and Michael. Mr. and Mrs. Romney took it upon themselves to share with us the more intimate details of their everyday lives: Ann leaves the cap off the toothpaste, Mitt wears "as little as possible" to bed, Ann once walked in on George W. Bush "having a massage..." You know, they're just like us and all that.
Max Read · 08/02/12 10:05AM
Serial Foot Licker Apprehended
Louis Peitzman · 07/17/12 07:45PMWhy Isn't Rush Limbaugh Talking About the Real Batman Conspiracy?
Max Read · 07/17/12 03:46PMToday on his radio show, Rush Limbaugh blew the lid off of President Obama's most devious plot yet: the villain in this summer's new Batman move is named Bane, a homophone of Bain, the financial services company founded by Mitt Romney. But why is Limbaugh ignoring the far deeper, and far more disturbing conspiracy right in front of his nose?
Watch This Man Break the World Record for Longest Drill Bit Drilled Into One's Own Nose — Or Don't
Louis Peitzman · 06/16/12 04:38PMThese Are Your Lungs; These Are Your Lungs on the Sidewalk
Louis Peitzman · 06/11/12 08:35PMSorry, Everyone, But the Fear Factor Donkey Semen Video Surfaced
Louis Peitzman · 06/09/12 12:31PMDo These Unbelievably Horrifying Photos Show the Miami Cannibal's Victim?
Max Read · 05/29/12 12:42PMThese two really, unbelievably gruesome photos, allegedly of the Miami man whose face was partially eaten off over Memorial Day weekend, have been circulating around the internet, because the sight of rended flesh is a visceral reminder of the unbearably thin dividing line between life and death, and also because they're really fucking gross.