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A Nice Way to Reconnect With Your Son Is to Have Sex with Him
Caity Weaver · 05/03/12 05:59PMBrazilian Cannibals Make Empanadas With Human Meat
Louis Peitzman · 04/14/12 03:54PMThree people in Brazil killed and ate at least three women as a ritual of their religious sect. The cannibals, who have confessed to the crime, say that a voice told them to kill evil women. It's unclear if the voice also told them to use the extra human meat to stuff empanadas, which they then sold to their unwitting neighbors.
'I Drink Almost All of the Urine That Comes Out of My Body'
Maureen O'Connor · 03/15/12 04:02PMDrug Mule "Pregnant" With $20,000 Worth of Heroin
Louis Peitzman · 03/04/12 04:55PM
A Nigerian woman who claimed to be pregnant was actually hiding a whole lot of heroin inside her ladyparts. Afolake Awoyemi was detained at JFK Airport after flying in from France. When asked by a Border Protection inspector, Awoyemi said she was three months pregnant — but she must not have been convincing, because Customs officers opted for a pat-down search.
How Much Fecal Matter and Lube Would It Take to Paint a 'Santorum' Sign with Santorum?
Maureen O'Connor · 02/10/12 04:30PMJoan Rivers Has Had Plastic Surgery 739 Times
Brian Moylan · 02/06/12 03:42PMSilvio Berlusconi: 'I'm Not a Playboy, I'm a Playman'
Maureen O'Connor · 02/06/12 10:55AMItaly's corrupt cartoon satyr of a former prime minister Silvio Berlusconi is still rattling around, being Berlusconish: "I'm not a Playboy, I'm a Play-uomo [Playman] … The only thing I have not been accused of in all these over-hyped descriptions of my relations with women, with the opposite sex, the only thing they have never accused me of is being gay. I have nothing against homosexuals, let it be clear. Quite the contrary. I always thought the more gay people around, the less competition." [Atlantic, image via Getty]
Donkey Semen Twins Offered Donkey-Free Porn Gig [UPDATE]
Louis Peitzman · 02/05/12 01:13PM
The twin contestants who were challenged to guzzle donkey semen and urine on NBC's Fear Factor may be able to extend their 15 minutes. TMZ reports that Brynne and Claire Odioso were approached by webcam site MyGirlFund.com. Now, there's no guarantee the twins would be doing anything pornographic, but if you read between the lines on the site, you'll get a pretty good idea of what's expected.
Brian Williams' Coffee Has Poop in It: A Guide to Manhattan's Filthiest Starbuckses
Maureen O'Connor · 02/02/12 10:00AM12 Things Grosser Than Drinking Donkey Semen
Maureen O'Connor · 01/31/12 03:56PMFear Factor Donkey Semen Drinker, Before NBC Shut Her Up: 'It Has a Little Hint of Hay'
Maureen O'Connor · 01/31/12 01:39PMAfter discovering that the Fear Factor episode in which they chugged mugs of donkey semen and urine had been canceled, twins Brynne and Claire Odioso called into Tampa radio's Cowhead Show to describe their harrowing ordeal. Shortly thereafter, Brynne told me by phone today, NBC-Universal told her to STFU.
Cannibal Axe Murderer Wants to Ruin Oysters for You
Louis Peitzman · 01/29/12 11:48AMAre Unborn Donkeys Worth More Than Live Scorpions?
Louis Peitzman · 01/28/12 10:10AM
On Thursday, TMZ reported that NBC's Fear Factor would be forcing its contestants to guzzle beer steins full of donkey urine and donkey semen. (The urine doesn't sound so bad, right?) This raises a whole lot of questions about what reality television is willing to put its contestants through — and what we, as a viewing public, are willing to watch. It's one thing when Andrew Zimmern eats at an all-penis restaurant on Bizarre Foods. This is a horrifying amount of unadulterated donkey jizz.
Bryan Ferry Married His Son's Ex-Girlfriend
Brian Moylan · 01/11/12 06:00PMComcast Provides Free Roach Infestation with Cable Installation
Max Read · 01/04/12 02:55PMMountain Dew Is So Extreme It Will Turn Mice Into Jelly
Max Read · 01/03/12 04:25PMIf there's one thing everyone knows about Mountain Dew, the soda specifically designed to gross out your mom when you make her buy it for sleepovers, it's that it's extreme. How extreme? So extreme it will turn a mouse into jelly!
Man Dies After Eating Cocaine Hidden in His Brother's Butt
Brian Moylan · 12/20/11 03:48PMHigh School's Incest 'Prank' Is Year's Dumbest, Grossest Idea
Max Read · 12/15/11 01:15PMMinnesota's Rosemount High had an awesome idea for a prank at this year's winter pep rally. Just awesome: blindfold all the sports captains and have them make out with people. And the "prank" part is that they're making out with their parents. Who aren't blindfolded.
Terry Richardson Fulfills His Fantasy of Making Out With Himself
Brian Moylan · 11/10/11 02:28PMOf all the awful things you can say about sleezy fashion photographer Terry Richardson, this has to be one of the worst. Here he is fulfilling his ultimate fantasy: making out with a woman who is dressed as Terry Richardson. This is like the narcissistic snake tossing his salad before eating his own tail.