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No Looming Disaster Is Big Enough to Stop the Miami Condo Boom
Hamilton Nolan · 06/05/15 04:10PMHall & Oates Fan Dances on Cop Car to Fight Off "Woman With Fangs"
Taylor Berman · 06/05/15 09:52AMIn April, a concerned Florida man pulled into the driveway of sheriff’s deputy, climbed on top of the officer’s SUV, and danced for five minutes to to “Rich Girl” by Hall & Oates and “Goodbye Stranger” by Supertramp. Once arrested, the Smoking Gun reports that the suspect, Christian Radecki, told police that he was looking for the “Sheriff of Nottingham” to help him fight off a “woman with fangs” and other vampires who were looking to slaughter small children.
Fla. Beachfucker Sentenced to Time Served, Must Register as Sex Offender
Taylor Berman · 05/29/15 11:58AMSuicidal Man's Girlfriend Calls for Help, Cops Fatally Shoot Him
Jay Hathaway · 05/28/15 02:55PMWhen a Florida man told his girlfriend he planned to kill himself, she called the St. John’s County Sheriff’s Office for help. He’s “threatened to kill himself twice now; what do I do and who do I call?” she asked the 911 operator, adding “He recently lost his job, in addition to he’s also been drinking.”
Mom Jailed for Refusing to Circumcise 4-Year-Old Son Agrees to Surgery
Hudson Hongo · 05/23/15 04:15PMHorrifying Dentist Allegedly Choked Kids, Took Out Teeth for No Reason
Jay Hathaway · 05/21/15 02:00PMTip About Rocket Launcher Leads to Guns and Drugs But No Rocket Launcher
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/18/15 08:15PMNaked, Blood-Soaked Teen Allegedly High on Flakka to Cops: "I’M SATAN!"
Taylor Berman · 05/15/15 01:26PMFlorida Newspaper Really, Really Regrets This Front-Page Gun Show Ad
Adam Weinstein · 05/15/15 12:17PMAnti-Corporate Hero Alan Grayson Keeps Millions in Offshore Tax Shelters
Adam Weinstein · 05/14/15 11:44AMWhy did Alan Grayson call a reporter a “shitting robot” yesterday? Because that reporter learned the liberal populist hero Florida congressman, worth somewhere south of $100 million, keeps as much as a quarter of his wealth in “hedge funds in the Cayman Islands” where foreign investors can dodge U.S. taxes.
Hearse Drivers Fired For Bringing Deceased Veteran on Donut Run
Aleksander Chan · 05/13/15 01:30PMCongressman Calls Reporter a "Shitting Robot," Mulls Run for Senate
Adam Weinstein · 05/13/15 12:00PMRep. Alan Grayson (D-Fla.), one of the wealthiest anti-corporate corporatists in Congress, may possibly run for Marco Rubio’s open Senate seat. Nothing’s certain! Except that Alan Grayson, one of the most obnoxious members of an obnoxious Congress, will make an ass of himself. Just look what he did today.
Florida Principal Caught in Car With Weed, Student, Unbuttoned Shirt
Hudson Hongo · 05/10/15 04:00PMBeachfuckers Could Get 15 Years for Fucking on Beach
Jay Hathaway · 05/05/15 02:30PMWoman Accused of Seducing Teen Neighbor Is Infamous Alleged Dog Fucker
Taylor Berman · 05/05/15 12:20PMWoman Who Tweeted '2 Drunk 2 Care' Before Fatal Crash Gets 24 Years
Hudson Hongo · 05/04/15 09:30PMEver See a Man With Drug-Induced Superhuman Strength Surfing on a Car?
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/03/15 11:30PMWoman Texted "Driving drunk woo" Minutes Before Fatal DUI Crash
Taylor Berman · 05/01/15 02:28PMJust three minutes before allegedly causing an accident that killed her passenger, a 22-year-old old Florida woman reportedly texted her boyfriend, “Driving drunk woo …” and “Ill be dead thanks to you ….” The woman, Mila Dago, had a blood alcohol level of .178 two hours after the crash, according to police.