Donald Trump has made another one of those funny videos he makes from The Desk of Donald Trump, this time weighing on Internet penis-flasher Rep. Anthony Weiner. Is there no worse a punishment than having Donald Trump judge you on sex things? Who knows, maybe it will provide some comic relief.

Pathologically self-destructive ego-vessel Keith Olbermann is launching a new show on Al Gore's Current cable network in two weeks, so it's time to start the passive aggressive media tour!

Arianna Huffington was controversial back when she only oversaw 70 or so employees. Now that she's riding herd over 1,300 AOL journalists, the Huffington Post founder faces an army of disgruntled enemies. And they're leaking to the press.

Without a doubt, this year's earliest contender for song of the summer is "Gucci Gucci" by 21-year-old Oakland artist Kreayshawn. Though no one had heard of her a few months ago, she's now on pace to succeed Ke$ha as the foremost white female rapper in popular music.

Last night's episode of Jersey Devilz was about the giving of thanks, of appreciating loved ones and all the joy and comfort they bring to one's life. It was also about turkeys, about how they are living animals the same as you or me.

Former Democratic Sen. Evan Bayh simply had to resign from Congress last year, as our polarized politics were preventing him from singlehandedly saving the world in his role as a mere public servant. "At this time," as he said in his powerful resignation speech, "I simply believe I can best contribute to society in another way: creating jobs by helping grow a business, helping guide an institution of higher learning, or helping run a worthy charitable endeavor." Got it? He would sacrifice his sizable political power to help America, by creating jobs, giving to charity, and advancing higher education.

Khloe Kardashian wore a transparent top and no bra on Fox & Friends today, and sat there chatting with the hosts for two minutes straight, with her right nipple exposed. Did the censors not notice it? Do nipples not count when they're behind sheer fabric?

Ice-T and Coco give marriage advice. Is Jennifer Aniston a boyfriend stealer? Thandie Newton names the director who took advantage of her when she was 16. Ed Westwick gets in a shoving match at a bar. Tuesday gossip is aggressive.

Before this lovely lady goes on talk shows, she needs to get a scolding from her publicist to be "proper." Some celebrities are using body doubles to fool the press about their extra-marital activities. Maybe they'll start sending proxies to appear on The View?

Disheartening dong-tweeter Anthony Weiner allegedly coached a porn star to lie to the press about their sexy email and text exchanges. Gahhhh. Must. Not. Make. Dick. Jokes.

Bawling conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck doesn't need Fox News and its Illuminati sympathizers to help him make a living. He can make money just fine by himself, due to the fact that his entire audience is composed of hapless suckers.

It's been a tough year for world famous animals. Knut died. Ming Ming, the world's oldest panda, died, too. And Shrek, the New Zealand sheep that hid in a cave for six years to avoid his owner's shears, was was put down last weekend. When Shrek emerged from his cave in 2004 his fleece was finally clipped, producing almost 60 pounds of wool. He then set off on a nationwide tour that included a meeting with the prime minister.

Sarah Palin's got a friend in Stephen Colbert. On tonight's Report, Colbert did his best to back up Palin's much-maligned explanation of Paul Revere's midnight ride by encouraging viewers to edit the Wikipedia page for "Bell" in her favor after Revere's page was locked due to revision attempts by her supporters. Then, Colbert took things a step further and attempted to physically reenact the version of Revere's ride that Palin is still somehow defending. Video of the segment is above.

Anthony Weiner stepped on a stage today to confess that he'd had a string of inappropriate relationships with women he'd met online and sent out a shot of his crotch.

In May, Texas police responding to a traffic accident came upon a dying 59-year-old man behind the wheel of a pickup truck. Heavily tattooed, and carrying several contradictory identification cards, the driver had apparently swerved into a concrete barrier for some unknown reason; he died later that night, just as authorities realized who he was: Frank Roch, allegedly the "top general" of the "largest faction of the Aryan Brotherhood of Texas."

Following Anthony Weiner's admission this afternoon that he posted a crotch shot to Twitter and was involved in "inappropriate" online relationships with several women, many wondered how Eliot Spitzer—no stranger to political sex scandals himself—would cover the topic on his CNN talk show, In The Arena.

Meet Lisa Weiss, Las Vegas blackjack dealer — and, apparently, phone-sex partner to Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner. Weiss, who came forward on Monday following Weiner's admission that he'd engaged in "inappropriate" online communication with "about six" women, is about to make the congressman's life even more difficult than it already is.

Summer's here, so it's time for some handy outdoors D.I.Y. projects. Like this delightful homemade "tank," one of "at least 100" built by Mexican drug cartels!

Two women who served on the jury that acquitted New York police officers Kenneth Moreno and Franklin Mata of charges that Moreno had raped a drunk woman while Mata stood guard say they believe that Moreno is guilty.

Meagan Broussard, the 26-year-old recipient of several of Anthony Weiner's now-famous dirty messages, talked to ABC News about the singular sensation of sexting with a sitting congressman.