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Report: White Guys Make All the Money
Hamilton Nolan · 12/02/11 03:35PMThe First Victory of the Holiday Viral Video Season
Brian Moylan · 12/02/11 03:25PMDon't Hotbox Your Car if Your Two-Year-Old Is in the Backseat
Max Read · 12/02/11 02:53PMAll of the Rich Teens on Long Island Are Cheating on the SAT
Leah Beckmann · 12/02/11 02:35PMD.C.'s Free Newspaper Has a Dirty, Unfortunate Headline
Brian Moylan · 12/02/11 02:15PMImagine waking up in D.C. this morning and having to muddle your way to the Metro (it's what they call the subway) and go to your government job. Yeah, that totally sucks. Then when you get to the subway you grab a free copy of The Examiner, the Capitol's free commuter newspaper, and it has this headline. Your day just got a little awesomer!
Donald Trump Will Moderate a Republican Debate
Jim Newell · 12/02/11 01:57PMGirl, Your Ex-Boyfriend Is Wearing a Huge Photo of You and Yelling on the F Train
Hamilton Nolan · 12/02/11 01:27PMSalman Rushdie's Facebook Seduction and Break-Up with a Crazed Reality Star
Maureen O'Connor · 12/02/11 01:20PMLast week, CW reality star and Maxim UK pin-up Devorah Rose tweeted a suggestive message about Salman Rushdie. Asked about his relationship with Devorah, Rushdie told Page Six that he was "mortified" to be connected to her. When Devorah heard that, she went nuclear and gave copies of her Facebook interactions with Rushdie to several gossip outlets.
Scientists Confirm the Internet is Huge Waste of Time
Max Read · 12/02/11 01:10PMHave You Submitted Your Note of Womanly Encouragement to Herman Cain Yet?
Jim Newell · 12/02/11 01:00PMNews Anchor Brutally Destroys Santa Myth for Chicago Kids
Adrian Chen · 12/02/11 12:59PMThe feel-good story of the Christmas season: A news anchor in Chicago went on a rant about how Santa isn't real during her 9:00pm broadcast, brutally destroying the innocence of thousands of young Midwesteners.
We Need a New Word for 'Fag Hag'
Brian Moylan · 12/02/11 12:49PMScarlett Johansson and Blake Lively Are Having a Hot Blonde Catfight
Maureen O'Connor · 12/02/11 11:31AMDespondent Law Students Fondle Puppies for Solace
Hamilton Nolan · 12/02/11 11:25AMPuppies and law school go together like leeches and community college. They're just a natural pair. Modern law school is little more than a slow process of coming to the realization that you really never should have gone to law school in the first place. What to do when the inevitable depression sets in? Play with dogs! Dogs, dogs, dogs. Dogs will take the pain away.
There Is Absolutely No Stopping the Happy Meal
Brian Moylan · 12/02/11 10:50AMNo Big Deal but George Soros Thinks the World Economy Might Collapse
Hamilton Nolan · 12/02/11 10:40AMThe Internet's Most Hated Singer Has a Cool New Song
Brian Moylan · 12/02/11 10:13AMOnly Dumb Kids Can Make Smoking Popular Again
Hamilton Nolan · 12/02/11 09:53AMLooking for more proof that America's overall masculinity level is now somewhere down around Switzerland's panty line, these days? Fewer than one in five Americans now are smokers. Including girls, even. How can we fix this? One tobacco company has an idea: "cigarettes." The cigars of a new generation!