exercise
The Calorie-Burning Underwear of Japan
Maureen O'Connor · 11/14/11 02:22PMToday's entry in the mesmerizing Asian infomercial arms race: Calorie Shaper, a special Japanese underwear built with a "honeycomb spring" that supposedly helps the wearer burn calories while performing everyday tasks, like walking to the bus stop and performing choreographed dance routines in the office.
Drugs Linked to Sex, More Drugs, Then More Sex
Hamilton Nolan · 11/09/11 04:13PMNow Just Sitting Still Will Give You Cancer
Brian Moylan · 11/04/11 01:42PMSolving America's Greatest Problem: Sweating Too Much at Spin Class
Brian Moylan · 10/18/11 12:41PMMichelle Obama Engulfed by Seething Horde of Children
Hamilton Nolan · 10/12/11 09:00AMEllen DeGeneres Uses Tonight Show Appearance to Squeeze in a Workout
Matt Cherette · 09/14/11 02:09AMFace down, ass up and armed with two big fists on Tuesday's Tonight Show, self-described "wrecking machine" Ellen DeGeneres revealed—and then demonstrated—exactly how she likes to do it as Jay Leno leered over her, stroking his big, long chin in anticipation of... wait, what? Ew, you sicko, I'm talking about push-ups! Now get your mind out of the gutter and watch the video.
College Deputizes Dorks to Harass Innocent Smokers
Hamilton Nolan · 08/31/11 04:17PMYour Pretty Hair Is Making You Fat
Hamilton Nolan · 08/31/11 09:14AMYoga Morons Pose All Over NYC Subway Car, Make Homeless 'Joke'
Lauri Apple · 08/27/11 11:45AMYoga is a beautiful, ancient tradition that helpfully reduces stress and probably benefits your internal organs and soul and whatever else people are made out of. Unfortunately, Lululemonheads like these two have ruined it for the next several decades.
America Takes Too Many Bites
Hamilton Nolan · 08/22/11 04:40PMJust 15 Minutes of Daily Exercise Can Make You an Old Weakling
Hamilton Nolan · 08/16/11 04:22PMMosquitoes Probably Want Their Sperm Back
Hamilton Nolan · 08/09/11 04:52PML.A. Fitness Members Want the Body of an Old Lady
Hamilton Nolan · 08/03/11 03:46PMGet Toned and Fit With New Hugo Chavez Workout
Lauri Apple · 07/31/11 05:45PMOutrage in Washington: Michelle Obama Ate a Burger Yesterday
Jim Newell · 07/12/11 12:11PMOh man, the Washington Post has caught hypocrite Michelle Obama red-handed, stuffing her hypocrite face with hypocrite hamburgers and shakes and fries at a diner. Why isn't she eating organic free-range slime and hippie grain dirt or whatever the hell she forces children to eat in school, hmm? Hypocrite. Fraud!