Yoga is a beautiful, ancient tradition that helpfully reduces stress and probably benefits your internal organs and soul and whatever else people are made out of. Unfortunately, Lululemonheads like these two have ruined it for the next several decades.

Isn't their little public performance so joie de vivre and spontaneous and FUN? NO, it is not. It is dumb and obnoxious. We would rather sit on a train car full of shoe lickers than have to endure one of these. The shoe licker did not pursue his vocation in order to attract attention to himself; he had a purpose, and although we did not understand it we respected it. We do not respect efforts to turn public transportation areas into bourgie personal gyms—or, for that matter, attempts to be "funny" by making "jokes" about the homeless. Way to reinforce a stereotype, you lithe shoeless wonders.

[Animal]