You can practically feel everyone in the studio cringe as these two New York Titans agree to disagree. The audience jostles for position, too, with half of the crowd alternately clapping after each awkward assertion.

The newly crowned Miss Universe, Jimena Navarrete, presented tonight's Late Show Top 10 List, "Ways Miss Universe Plans to Make the World a Better Place." Unfortunately, along with a couple of great ideas came a cheap shot at her country.

During last night's Miss Universe pageant, judge William Baldwin asked Miss Philippines, "What is one big mistake that you've made in your life, and what did you do to make it right?" Her response? She's made no mistakes! Video inside.

Miss Mexico Jimena Navarrete, 22, was crowned Miss Universe on Monday after correctly answering the Sphinx's riddle and selecting the true grail. The runner-up was Miss Jamaica Yendi Phillips, who was quietly executed after the show. Click for more pics.

Guess what! The Miss Universe pageant is on right now. Since nobody cares about who wins, I've decided to pull clips of the worst/creepiest/most awkward moments—just from the first hour!—and post them as your schadenfreude fix. Videos inside.

Donald Trump has teamed up with Talbott Teas to put his gilded name on a line of Trump Teas. Naturally, you can only brew the tea with Trump water after dining on a Trump Steak and drinking Trump Vodka. TRUMP!

Yes, Sarah Jessica Parker and family might be moving on up to the East Side. Reportedly they are looking at the penthouse apartment at 610 Park Ave., a condo previously owned by the founder of Nautica. It costs $29.8 million.

Pamela Anderson fights for her right to be objectified. Bristol Palin refuses to look at Levi's Playgirl spread. Which iPhone app did Oksana Grigorieva use to record Mel Gibson's terrifying rants? Lady Gaga house-hunts in the Hamptons. TGIFriday gossip.

Now that Madonna's a swinging single cougar, Gwyn refuses to study Kabbalah with her. Star Jones writes The Devil Wears Prada about Barbara Walters. Britney faces two sex scandals. Heidi Montag just wants one. Thursday gossip has an achy-breaky heart.

Mogul spawn Ivanka Trump has signed a deal to start a Trump handbag line. You can now wear Trump shoes and Trump jewelry while trumping from Trump World Tower to the Trump National Golf Club for a Trump steak. TRUMP!

Guess what! There were other things on TV tonight besides the LOST finale. One of those things was the last episode of The Celebrity Apprentice. And, somehow, Bret Michaels made it to the live event. That, and the winner, inside.

[Miss Michigan Rima Fakih was crowned Miss USA on Sunday night, for doing whatever it is you do to win these things. Fakih, who was born in Lebanon, is the first Arab-American Miss USA. Pic via AP.]

Within hours of confirmation of their relationships, the seeds of discontent were sown—or fertilized, in Kristen's womb. Sean Penn gets probation. Kendra sex tape screenshots. Heidi Montag held captive in her own home. Here's your Thursday gossip.

Jersey Shore turned out to be a major cash cow for MTV, club promoters, photo agencies, and any innocent bystander who a cast member happened to attack. But now that everyone wants a piece, will they bleed it dry?

A California woman has filed a class-action lawsuit against the unaccredited Trump University claiming she was swindled into spending $60,000 on bogus seminars and a trip to Home Depot. Swindled by Donald Trump! Imagine that!

Tarla Makaeff filed this 34-page class-action suit against Donald Trump's Trump University. She says the real estate school took advantage of her and accused it of, among other things, fraud and false advertising.

From President Barack Obama to Donald Trump and General Colin Powell, the History Channel's, America the Story of Us, offered an A-list perspective on the formation of the United States.

Rock of Love star and Celebrity Apprentice contestant Bret Michaels is currently in critical condition after doctors discovered bleeding near the base of his brain stem. Let's hope for a speedy recovery or The Donald's season is ruined!

Here's a funny/sad profile of Melania Trump, the Donald's third wife who is launching a QVC costume jewelry line. While her step-daughter Ivanka has a high-end luxury jewelry line, Melania's designs are decidedly downmarket. They're for the people, y'know. [NYT]

Today at Gawker.TV, Family Guy and The Cleveland Show reunite over Loretta's death, Barbara Walters talks cock, the best "Drink Responsibly" alcohol ads, Hoarding: Buried Alive, and the Celebrity Apprentice contestants can't sink a basketball shot to save their lives.