Today at Gawker.TV, Kelsey and Camille Grammer talk shit about each other on separate talk shows airing simultaneously, Ricky Gervais prepares for the Golden Globes, and Donald Trump struggles to portray "Whip My Hair" in a game of charades.

After announcing the cast of The Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump played charades on Late Night with two of the show's cast members: Lil' Jon and NeNe Leaks. The face he made when pulling "Tardy For the Party" says it all.

When a stiff breeze swept through the New England Patriots owner's box last night, Donald Trump's long-suffering hair saw its chance: With the wind as its cover, it would stage an escape.

One minute and fourteen seconds of Donald Trump's hair blowing in the wind.

Rep. Charlie Rangel narrowly avoided a reality TV-esque fiasco by walking out of his ethics trial, because the ethically-sound Donald Trump was set to testify against him, along with another upstanding citizen, AIG chief Hank Greenberg. Too bad! [Metropolis]

Donald Trump spoke with George Stephanopolous about his plans to regain respect for America: by taxing China. What? He even stalls before his answers like a reality show pro, assuring us that we'll be "shocked" by his answers. Video inside!

Donald Trump's shitty Jones Beach restaurant idea, "Trump on the Ocean," still faces stiff local opposition and he's pissed: "I was going to build a magnificent building on the boardwalk that would have made Robert Moses envious and proud." Gross.

[Beautifully coiffed huckster Donald Trump received an honorary Doctor of Business Administration award from Robert Gordon University in Aberdeen, Scotland. He's also building a probably-tacky golf course in the area. Image via Getty]

Golly, isn't it coincidental that Donald Trump, who had nothing to do with that recent presidential poll he was included in, is now "seriously" considering a presidential run? It's just strange. But sure, we'll play along.

Residents of New Hampshire, site of the first 2012 presidential primary, have apparently been getting calls from pollsters asking about a possible Donald Trump candidacy. Yikes! Trump, however, denies any association with the poll. He's interested in the results, though.

UPDATE: Tevfik Arif's lawyer has informed us that:

Oliver Stone says he cut Donald Trump's cameo out of Wall Street 2 because he was too "distracting." Maybe it wasn't his presence in the movie but the obvious presence in his pants that got him cut?

Wiped out by Madoff's Ponzi scheme, members of a Long Island country club may slap Donald Trump's name on everything and become a "'Trump-branded' country club," thereby raising money and helping their borough beat New Jersey in a tackiness competition.

Even though we've upped our offer to buy his silence, Donald Trump has yet to shut up. Case in point: his Larry King Live interview tonight, during which Trump played a fear-mongering card and insulted the "Ground Zero Mosque" developer.

"One good tactic for speeding up a deal is to show lack of interest in it," writes Donald Trump in Trump: How to Get Rich. Trump ignored our offer Friday to buy his silence. The appropriate response? Press ahead, clearly.

Donald Trump appeared alongside Mark Burnett on the Today Show to talk about the upcoming season of The Apprentice—not without sharing his opinions on the Ground Zero Mosque first! According to The Donald, the Mosque won't ever be.

Donald Trump is building a probably tacky golf course along the picturesque coast of Aberdeenshire, Scotland and not everyone is happy about it. And while investigating complaints about Trump's shady business tactics, two filmmakers were arrested on the property.

Yesterday Donald Trump offered to buy the site of the proposed "Ground Zero Mosque," thereby ending the "highly divisive situation." To end the highly annoying antics of Donald Trump and his PR minions, we hereby offer to buy his silence.

[Donald Trump licks a choco-pop at the U.S. Open. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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