According to the Associated Press, we have reached a point in the election cycle (and history) when it is mathematically impossible for anyone other than Donald Trump to win the Republican nomination before the convention in July—there simply aren’t enough delegates left.

The U.S.-Mexico border isn’t the only place Donald Trump wants to put up a wall: He also wants to build one to protect a golf course he owns in Ireland from storm damage, TheJournal.ie reports, but a planning board this week ruled against the proposal.

Along with his usual pledges to humiliate his opponents and (once again) make America great, GOP frontrunner and tough eighth grader Donald Trump used his victory speech in New York tonight to announce something new: a Global War on Getting Messed With.

Upon the closing of polls in New York tonight, Donald Trump was declared the victor in the state’s primary by several news outlets including the AP and NBC.

According to records maintained by the Federal Aviation Administration, one of Donald Trump’s airplanes—his 1997 Cessna 750 Citation X jet, which flew as recently as Monday—is not actually registered to fly. The lapsed registration was first reported by the New York Times.

For the first time in the modern primary era, the New York presidential primary election, happening today, is actually important in the races for both the Republican and Democratic nominations. For the conscientious citizen, this is lousy news. You can no longer engage in the beloved New York tradition of just writing in Howard Stern, confident that your vote wouldn’t have mattered anyway.

Trump, campaigning ahead of this week’s New York GOP primary, gave a speech to a group of supporters Monday night in Buffalo, where he spoke fondly of the brave 7-11 responders.

Future First Lady and celebrated speaker of dozens of words Melania Trump is a fan of one tweet and only one tweet.

The Georgia-based Veterans for Trump super PAC, which registered with the Federal Election Commission in February, has filed a report declaring its intention to TERMINATE itself, effective immediately. “For what it is worth, we received 0 donations and had 0 expenses,” the filing reads.

The depressed and faded coal-mining center Buchanan County, Virginia is the county that loves Donald Trump more than any other county in America. Trump has said “we’re going to bring the coal industry back 100%,” which is a lie.

A former business collaborator has alleged that Donald Trump excluded black models and contestants from his parties and calendar competitions, according to a formal complaint.

An op-ed appeared as if by magic in The Wall Street Journal this morning. And though the article bore Donald Trump’s name and espoused Donald Trump’s beliefs, few sets of words have sounded less like Donald J. Trump.

Donald Trump’s children aren’t the only ones who’ll miss the opportunity to vote for the Republican frontrunner on Tuesday: Michael Cohen, his adviser and special counsel, can’t vote either—and not because he forgot to register, but because he’s registered as a Democrat.

Donald Trump held a rally in Pittsburgh last night. Does he know anything about Pittsburgh? The answer, I can definitively say, is: no. I’m certain of this because at the beginning of his speech, Trump held up a piece of paper and said, “I will tell you this: I asked, when I came over, gimme some stats on how Pittsburgh is doing.” And so his staff gave him some stats, and the leading candidate for the Republican nomination for president literally read them off of a folded up sheet of paper.

As of this Thursday morning, there were 112,096 members of “Donald Trump For President 2016!!!!!!,” a Facebook group that functions as a forum for white grief and racially charged meme pics. You’d better hope they don’t ever find a reason to dislike you, because they will make your life very shitty very fast—which is exactly what happened to anti-Trump activists and college students Diana Chavira and Ben Bobo.

The New York Observer, which was once a good newspaper, is endorsing the owner’s wife’s dad for president.

“You’ll never believe how hard Mark Zuckerberg just DEMOLISHED presidential candidate Donald Trump!” erupted the internet earlier today.

The Missouri primary, which took place on March 15, concluded with the races on both sides too close to call. Then we all forgot about the Missouri primary. But today, Secretary of State Jason Kander announced the winners: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.