This Is the Only Tweet Melania Trump Likes

Future First Lady and celebrated speaker of dozens of words Melania Trump is a fan of one tweet and only one tweet.

That tweet is her own.

“Hello Twitter!” Melania writes.

Yes, that is a good tweet. A very good tweet, she says out loud to an empty, gold-trimmed house while dining on bald eagle meat and purified air. What’s this? A “favorite” button? Why, yes—it is my favorite.

Melania clicks the star and smiles. Exhausted, she reclines on a bed of infant hair and falls into a peaceful sleep.