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Which Actress Was Getting Flirty with Another Lady at the SAG Awards?

Brian Moylan · 02/01/12 10:13AM

This actress was "necking" with another famous lady in public, and even got her number. This closet case's boyfriend dumped him after he wasn't allowed to go to a movie premiere and this couple has stayed together forever since they're both asexual. That's gotta be the world's most boring closet.

Is Kristen Bell's Sloth Freak Out Adorable or Annoying?

Brian Moylan · 01/31/12 06:39PM

Veronica Mars survivor Kristen Bell was on Dancing with the Degeneres this afternoon and shared a videotape of her first meeting with a sloth. She freaked the fuck out. Apparently she has loved sloths her whole life, and when her fiance, comedian Dax Shepard, went to introduce her to the hairy couch potato, she absolutely lost her shit.

Nicolas Cage's Wax Figure Not Thrilled to Meet Actual Nicolas Cage

Emma Carmichael · 01/31/12 06:35PM

Here is wax figure Nicolas Cage, trying to get along with actual Nicolas Cage at Paris's Musée Grévin on Sunday. Have you ever seen a wax figure look so fundamentally disinterested in his counterpart? I'm worried about their chemistry. Hopefully, they bonded just a little bit over the complicated life of a stunt motorcyclist who's often engulfed in flames and acting as jazz. Not everyone can share these interests, wax figure Nic and actual Nic. Go have a cigarette together, or something. [Via]

New Jersey Bans Snooki and JWOWW's Jersey Shore Spinoff

Brian Moylan · 01/31/12 04:10PM

The city of Hoboken, New Jersey, has denied a request for a proposed MTV Jersey Shore spinoff starring the show's boozy Lucy and Ethel JWOWW and Snooki. Damn, no one in New Jersey wants these two.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Room for Debate

Brian Moylan · 01/31/12 02:08PM

Last night when fortifying myself for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, I realized it had a lot in common with that other great reality show of this year: the Republican Debates. Yes, there will be a million of them, everyone in attendance is ridiculous, nothing will get decided, and there will be a lot of yelling across the room.

Which Actor's Famous Girlfriend Thinks She Can Keep Him from Going Gay?

Brian Moylan · 01/31/12 10:03AM

This actress thinks if she's kinky enough, her boyfriend won't be gay anymore. This former sitcom actress is writing a book outing her two lesbian costars and this singer has a girlfriend but one of her male bandmembers is her beard. Being in the closet is so much work.

Game of Thrones: Swords Are Drawn

Brian Moylan · 01/30/12 04:55PM

Did you guys watch Luck on HBO last night? Did you fall asleep like I did? Well, if you tuned in you saw the most exciting thing before the show even started: a new trailer for Game of Thrones.

Which Member of the Royal Family Likes Cocaine?

Brian Moylan · 01/30/12 10:25AM

This foreign royal likes to indulge in the booger sugar when he's out at night clubs. This singer is giving fans herpes, this actor hates a movie he's in, and this actress is pissed she was offered the role of an older woman. Maybe a coke bender with a member of the monarchy will cheer her up.

Jersey Shore: The Wonderful Wizard of Ass

Brian Moylan · 01/27/12 03:12PM

What is happening with the greatest sociological experiment of our time? Everyone is getting along. Sammi and Ronnie aren't fighting. The Situation isn't being a dick. Everyone is getting along. It's so...so...boring.

Which Recovering Celebrity Was Getting Pain Pills from Movie Set Doctors?

Brian Moylan · 01/27/12 10:25AM

This leading lady was getting prescriptions filled from multiple on-set doctors. This actress slept with a casting director to get her big role (surprise, surprise) and this actress feels guilty that her movies objectify women. There's no pill to make that go away.

Third Hangover Movie Imminent

Maureen O'Connor · 01/26/12 01:47PM

Hollywood Reporter via NYDN: "After months of headaches over stars Bradley Cooper, Zack Galifanakis and Ed Helms' $15 million-plus contract demands, Warner Brothers is nearing a deal" for The Hangover III. Hollywood will not stop until it grinds this franchise into the ground, sucking every last dollar and ounce of humor from Zach Galifanakis' slowly draining soul. Not a bad way to go, all things considered. [image via Warner-Brothers]

Which Music Exec Has a Harem of Women He Doesn't Sleep With?

Brian Moylan · 01/26/12 10:45AM

This famous music man keeps a bevy of beautiful women on the payroll. They're not for his pleasure, they're to lure in new artists. This actress doesn't want to keep her baby and another actress' famous husband is cheating with the nanny. See the trouble that happens when there are babies around?

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: One Wedding, Everyone's Funeral

Brian Moylan · 01/24/12 02:36PM

As the mist clears on the glen, the great city of Brigadoon Hills once again disappears beyond the horizon to disappear for yet another interval. But before that can happen it left us with a wedding, the gift of true love, a wake, and the tearless grieving of a host of widows.