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Is Kristen Bell's Sloth Freak Out Adorable or Annoying?
Brian Moylan · 01/31/12 06:39PMVeronica Mars survivor Kristen Bell was on Dancing with the Degeneres this afternoon and shared a videotape of her first meeting with a sloth. She freaked the fuck out. Apparently she has loved sloths her whole life, and when her fiance, comedian Dax Shepard, went to introduce her to the hairy couch potato, she absolutely lost her shit.
Nicolas Cage's Wax Figure Not Thrilled to Meet Actual Nicolas Cage
Emma Carmichael · 01/31/12 06:35PMHere is wax figure Nicolas Cage, trying to get along with actual Nicolas Cage at Paris's Musée Grévin on Sunday. Have you ever seen a wax figure look so fundamentally disinterested in his counterpart? I'm worried about their chemistry. Hopefully, they bonded just a little bit over the complicated life of a stunt motorcyclist who's often engulfed in flames and acting as jazz. Not everyone can share these interests, wax figure Nic and actual Nic. Go have a cigarette together, or something. [Via]
New Jersey Bans Snooki and JWOWW's Jersey Shore Spinoff
Brian Moylan · 01/31/12 04:10PMReal Housewives of Beverly Hills: Room for Debate
Brian Moylan · 01/31/12 02:08PMLast night when fortifying myself for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, I realized it had a lot in common with that other great reality show of this year: the Republican Debates. Yes, there will be a million of them, everyone in attendance is ridiculous, nothing will get decided, and there will be a lot of yelling across the room.
Which Actor's Famous Girlfriend Thinks She Can Keep Him from Going Gay?
Brian Moylan · 01/31/12 10:03AMGame of Thrones: Swords Are Drawn
Brian Moylan · 01/30/12 04:55PMShirley MacLaine Brings Her Fabulousness to Downton Abbey
Brian Moylan · 01/30/12 03:15PMWhich Member of the Royal Family Likes Cocaine?
Brian Moylan · 01/30/12 10:25AMJersey Shore: The Wonderful Wizard of Ass
Brian Moylan · 01/27/12 03:12PMWhat is happening with the greatest sociological experiment of our time? Everyone is getting along. Sammi and Ronnie aren't fighting. The Situation isn't being a dick. Everyone is getting along. It's so...so...boring.
What if Posters for Oscar-Nominated Movies Told the Truth?
Max Read · 01/27/12 10:38AMA website with the lovely name "theshiznit.co.uk" has created a series of fake posters for Oscar-nominated movies with the theme "if 2012's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth." I think "funny" is definitely a word that I could see being applied to these. Click in the lower-left corner of the picture to see full-sized. Happy traffic day, by the way. [The Shiznit]
Which Recovering Celebrity Was Getting Pain Pills from Movie Set Doctors?
Brian Moylan · 01/27/12 10:25AMThird Hangover Movie Imminent
Maureen O'Connor · 01/26/12 01:47PMHollywood Reporter via NYDN: "After months of headaches over stars Bradley Cooper, Zack Galifanakis and Ed Helms' $15 million-plus contract demands, Warner Brothers is nearing a deal" for The Hangover III. Hollywood will not stop until it grinds this franchise into the ground, sucking every last dollar and ounce of humor from Zach Galifanakis' slowly draining soul. Not a bad way to go, all things considered. [image via Warner-Brothers]
Which Music Exec Has a Harem of Women He Doesn't Sleep With?
Brian Moylan · 01/26/12 10:45AMThat's Not Juliette Lewis Getting Boned by Terry Richardson, Juliette Lewis's Publicist Says
Brian Moylan · 01/25/12 12:35PMWe got an angry email from Juliette Lewis' publicist (she must be doing pretty well if she has a publicist) saying that the girl getting boned in this picture by perv photo Terry Richardson is not Juliette Lewis. Then it must be a photo of Terry Richardson fucking a girl that looks like Juliette Lewis.