This foreign royal likes to indulge in the booger sugar when he's out at night clubs. This singer is giving fans herpes, this actor hates a movie he's in, and this actress is pissed she was offered the role of an older woman. Maybe a coke bender with a member of the monarchy will cheer her up.

1. "What member of a foreign royal family was caught inhaling disco dust in a nightclub bathroom during a recent sporting event?" [CDaN]

2. "This singer's sexuality has been questioned over and over again, but he does have a steady girlfriend with whom he attends awards shows. While he was out on tour, he had a fling with a fan. She soon discovered that he had given her herpes. She decided to sue him, and in the course of preparing her suit, wound up contacting his girlfriend. The girlfriend, who was surprisingly nonchalant about the whole thing, simply remarked, 'Well, you're certainly not the first one. We've been dealing with this situation for a long time.' It turns out that this singer is a one-man herpes distribution center." [Blind Gossip]

3. "What Hollywood actor got 'buyer's remorse' about a movie he stars in and began publicly distancing himself from it at its Sundance after-party, saying another movie was better?" [CDaN]

4. "This actress has done some big films (mostly comedies) and a lot of voice-over work for animated films. She was recently asked to do a film where she would have to play the role of an ornery mother-in-law. She was so offended by the offer, especially since her character would be older than she is in real life, that she temporarily fired her agent for even suggesting it to her." [BuzzFoto]

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