1. Star Gael Garcia Bernal is utterly adorable in person, and may very well fit in one's front pocket.

The long, loooonng delayed Spring Breakdown finally premiered late Friday night at Sundance, where stars Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch and Parker Posey found worshipful fans and perhaps their last shot at a theatrical release.

Our daily, bleary-eyed round-up of developments from Park City finds a unseasonably warm — and quiet — day at the festival. Except ZOMG IT'S ASHTON!!!!

After Proposition 8 passed and some in the film community were calling for a Sundance boycott, fest director Geoff Gilmore promised to take special steps to appease their concerns about supporting anti-gay businesses. Did he?

Sundance may be an inspirational ode to the power of unique voices, but sometimes, those voices come from incredibly inane, douche-y hangers-on. Here is a sampling of the most egregious overheard quotes from yesterday.

Defamer's Week in Review: Legends were made, secrets were bared, swimsuits were breached, and heroes were lost. Remember them all after the jump.

· You think you had a traumatic 2008? Don't even get Diablo started.

1/16 — Saw TOM ARNOLD phoning and peeing at the premiere of Brooklyn's Finest. A friend of his asked if he had seats and he said yeah, with the Sundance Channel, all while dialing a phone number and readying his business at the urinal. A fine multitasker! He got voicemail and left a message relaying plans for later in the evening; heading to wash his hands, he said to no one in particular, "I sure hope that was the right number." Me too.

You'll have to forgive us, but there's a hot tub party at the Zankou Chicken condo that has more boiled boys n' girls bits than a Real World: Brooklyn reunion! Meanwhile, here's your winners:

Friday · San Francisco cult-movie drag legend Peaches Christ brings the first of two L.A. Midnight Mass screenings: Jawbreaker at Nuart, with auteur Darren Stein, Judy Greer, and Terminator's Thomas Dekker singing a tribute song.

While the rest of the Defamer masthead hits the slopes and rubs elbows with celebs, we're squatting in the Park City Library for the free internet and warmth. Luckily, there's a vending machine.

When he wasn't regaling Sundance press Thursday with his Chairman's History of the Festival, he spoke candidly about his prospects for duty in a more arts-friendly Barack Obama administration. As in, zero.

Did McCain forbid Cindy from joining Dancing w/the Stars? [Pg6]

Might the typically veteran-heavy Best Director category find itself filled with four men who've never been nominated here before? We say yes—if, that is, Oscar voters are over Ron Howard.

The Spike Jonze film Where the Wild Things Are has been delayed so often, not even a newly-assured release date could get our hopes up. However, these leaked pictures of the Wild monsters just might.

Pictured is the customized credit card delivered to David Mackie, a 35-year-old salesman from Oklahoma who had the simple dream of wanting to see Nick Nolte's mugshot every time he paid for something with plastic.

Mira Sorvino takes out teeth before love scene. [People]

...Because he's still going through with this pretend "quitting acting to become a rap star" chicanery. In fact, THR has broken more news about this supposed life trajectory that we are simply refusing to believe:

The only exercise the View chicks get lately is from kicking each other under the Hot Topics desk, so it was a refreshing change to see Sherri Shepherd engaged in some actual physical activity.

We've already given you our predictions for the Supporting Actress nominations—now, which four actors will have the honor of ultimately losing the Best Supporting Actor Oscar to Heath Ledger? Let's find out!