Defamer's Week in Review: Legends were made, secrets were bared, swimsuits were breached, and heroes were lost. Remember them all after the jump.

· The Golden Globes were great and everything, but what do they mean? And will Darren Aronofsky get to keep his finger when the FCC is done with it?
· So you might have heard we're going to Sundance. If you happen to be there and can't find a film to buy, just feel free to order us 750,000 drinks.
· SAG's chief negotiator survived a bloody coup in the ongoing Labor Soap Opera of the Century.
· Kate Winslet's breasts landed on Oprah Winfrey's good side. Doubt director John Patrick Shanley, not so much.
· Glenn Close was cited on charges of lewd and lascivious acts with the Walk of Fame.
· The Olsen Twins approve of Tyler Perry's latest ad campaign.
· A haunted Whitney Port recovered after Mother Nature's withering assault on her bikini.
· Hey, Boss — the plane! Uh, Boss? Boss!