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A Global Conspiracy Is Keeping the Oldest Man in the World Alive
Brian Moylan · 09/21/10 04:37PMWatch Steve Jobs Reveal His Secret Ninja Identity
Ryan Tate · 09/15/10 11:42AMWhere's the Fury Over Obama's School Speech This Year?
Jim Newell · 09/14/10 12:12PMThe Best Apple Conspiracy Theory You'll Hear All Week
Adrian Chen · 09/11/10 11:25AMRon Paul Wants to See This So-Called 'Gold' At Fort Knox, New York Fed
Jim Newell · 08/30/10 05:06PMWhy Won't Barack Obama Plaster His Birth Certificate on His Forehead?
Max Read · 08/30/10 03:01AMAlleged President Obama sat down with 30 Rock cast member Brian Williams on Sunday to talk about some... French city? Or something? Who even knows?? Because the important part is that Obama once again rejected the demands of millions of reasonable Americans, who are just naturally suspicious of this black fellow claiming to be president. See, Obama told Williams that he "can't spend all of my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead." Oh, and why is that, "Mister" "President"? Most likely because you can't plaster something to your forehead... if it doesn't exist.
White House: Obama Loves Jesus, Okay?
Jim Newell · 08/19/10 03:26PMIs Digg Being Hijacked by a Right-Wing Fringe Group?
Max Read · 08/05/10 10:46PMRadioactive Marlboro Cigarettes Spook Iranian Officials
Jeff Neumann · 07/31/10 09:19AMHow Steve Jobs Usurped God, the Pope and All Things Holy
Ryan Tate · 07/29/10 05:03PMThe Onion Video Satire That Fooled Conspiracy Theorists
Max Read · 07/22/10 02:45AMThis is a video made by The Onion in 2007, showing a congressman—played by an actor—read out a largely classified bill about a zombie invasion. Recently, it's been making the rounds on Facebook—but not as a satire.