A Global Conspiracy Is Keeping the Oldest Man in the World Alive

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Brian Moylan

09/21/10 04:37PM

Filed to: the olds

For his 114th birthday, Montana's Walter Breuning—the world's oldest man—was visited by the governor, reporters, and representatives from the Masonic, Shrine and Scottish Rite groups. Holy shit, the Masons? This must be some kind of longevity conspiracy! [NYDN]