Unsatisfied with being belligerent at town hall meetings and creating racist signs, Tea Party activists are swarming on Williamsburg, Virginia this summer to ruin educational family vacations by yelling and asking costumed reenactors how to overthrow the government. Ugh.

Since the dawn of electronics, patriotic conservatives have longed to possess email addresses under the domain "Reagan.com." At long last, Ronald Reagan's eldest son, Michael, has made these addresses available... for $34.95 a year. Because "free" services are liberal.

Rush Limbaugh is mad as hell at "poor old Shep Smith" and Fox News for falling into a carefully orchestrated liberal trap over the Shirley Sherrod firing: "I hate the fact that these people put me in a bad mood."

Jolly old Newt Gingrich decided it's time to join the fracas over the proposed mosque two blocks away from Ground Zero by issuing a NEWT DIRECT alert on his website: America is facing an "Islamist cultural-political offensive"!

Healthy eater Rush Limbaugh yesterday attacked the "leftist kooks" at the Center for Science in the Public Interest for their intent to sue McDonald's over its Happy Meal toy promotions, and said they "want to ban Chinese food."

[Oil companies and conservatives pulled the politically potent jobs card to shut down President Obama's offshore oil drilling moratorium appeal: "Rigs are leaving the gulf, and going to foreign waters." A federal appeals court ruled in their favor. Image: AP]

About 50 young conservatives gathered outside the Supreme Court today to protest what they say will be one of the defining political moments of their generation — the nomination of Elena Kagan to the U.S. Supreme Court.

Recently hired Washington Post reporter Dave Weigel, who wrote a great blog about the conservative movement for them, has resigned after some blunt private emails to his "friends" were released to the public. Nice going, everyone!

All these conservative "college kids" wanted was to ask Democratic Rep. Bob Etheridge if he fully supports "the Obama Agenda," but then Etheridge brutally assaults them, asking "Who are you?" ten million times. Who would dare harm such inflammatory brats?

The conservative Family Research Council yesterday said that a repeal of DADT will lead to soldiers having unwanted gay sex and that "homosexuals in the military are about three times as likely to commit sexual assaults as heterosexuals are."

The plan in Texas to rewrite history textbooks to fit a right-wing agenda could pass this week. The Guardian profiles the evangelical Christian lawyer behind the push, Cynthia Dunbar, who has plenty of interesting ways of looking at history.

Liberal deviants hacked the Minnesota congresswoman's campaign website in a "malicious attack" that spread all sorts of nastiness to Bachmann's "unsuspecting supporters," according to a statement on her site. [Politico]

Barack Obama's Big Government is soliciting propaganda videos from Americans to help him explain how rules are made and how everyday people can help him destroy White Culture and free enterprise. The Heritage Foundation made a wacky one.

Conservative savior Sarah Palin swooped into liberal Massachusetts yesterday for a rally on the Boston Common. There were lots of old white people, some stupid signs, and a bunch of boring speeches. We mingled. Here's what we saw.

Upset that Wisconsin high schools are teaching comprehensive sex ed to students, Juneau County District Attorney Scott Southworth says he will prosecute anyone who follows a state law that requires schools to teach students about contraception. Progressivism is destroying America!

Sean Hannity is that which shall not be named. [Thanks to commenter BullFightsOnAcid]

Populist crazy-encouraging Republican fingers like Michele Bachmann told all their nutty fans that the census was a government enslavement plot—and now there are worrying low return rates in various conservative districts. Karl Rove to the rescue!

Glenn Beck is writing a novel. It's about a group called "the Founders Keepers" starting a civil war. In a classic Beckian touch, he's given it a title designed to enrage smart people who find him repellent: The Overton Window.

Palin and the Tea Party get a lot of analysis today as they gather in Nevada for 'the Conservative Woodstock'. Healthcare reform passed. 24 is being cancelled. Conservative racists are making headlines. But the most important factor is the simplest.

James O'Keefe, the Teabugger/conservative rapscallion is pleading guilty to reduced charges for sneaking into a Senator's office to do... something. He once "investigated" ACORN. So we've conducted an in-depth, O'Keefe style psychological "investigation" of him, using only his Facebook pictures.