Today we said a big, spluttery "Happy birthday!" to beloved newstainment outfit Fox News. They're 15! Basically all grown up. This occasion requires something, a song perhaps. Luckily one commenter wrote one for us.

From ManchuCandidate:

Libruls and facts
Fog the corners of your mind
Misty culture war memories
Of the way we were
Doctored Pictures
Of Demrats we caught from behind
Dog whistle signs we gave to one another
For the way we were

Can it be that it was all so simple then
Because we rewrote every line
If we had the chance to cause it all again
Tell me - Would we? Could we?

Propaganda
May not be successful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to ignore

So it's the Impeachment
We will remember
Whenever we remember
The way we were

So it's the recount
We will remember
Whenever we remember
The way we were