Today we pondered a very important question: Are pumpkin spice lattes ruining American manhood? Probably, yes! But they don't have to. You just have to change your mindset, argues one commenters.

Today we heard about yet another joke made about Michele Bachmann because she's a woman. Not because of her belief in an abusive space dad. Not because of her commitment to never looking directly at cameras. Just because she's a woman. Well, it's time the men got some of that too, said a commenter.

I had a friend who used to call diarrhea "the grunts." But the grunts we have around here are just the opposite. Rather than an unwanted and heavy flow, these grunts have little or nothing to say but just want to be heard. No more!

Welcome to our weekly catwalk-contest quip fest. This is the place where we chatter together while watching the latest episode of Project Runway. Why not join us, if you haven't before? It's as easy as falling off a runway!

Today we shook our heads in dismay at how dumb the kids these days really are. So dumb. Just so, so dumb. But wait. Is that actually such a bad thing? No it is not, says one commenter.

Today we gave you some handy tips about how to politely make a BM at work, prompting some of you to talk about pooping. Just plain old pooping. Some comments were normal, some were funny, one was horrifying. Here it is.

Or something! Today we provided you with a guide to how to navigate America's bleak economic landscape. It's pretty bleak! But how did we get here? And where should we go? One commenter thinks they have it figured out.

Today we looked at the weekend success of Contagion, which, among other things, features a gnarly Gwyneth Paltrow death scene (sort of). One commenter needed to confirm a rumor about that scene, and another obliged.

Today we pointed at silly loser Tom Brady and laughed because he wears Uggs. What an idiot! Just kidding. Tom Brady is perfect. Tom Brady is so perfect, in fact, that he must have had a terrible past life. So speculated one commenter, at least.

You ever go to a party and there is that one person who seems to piss off absolutely everyone he talks to? He doesn't stop talking, he just goes from group to group looking to start fights and get as much negative attention as he can muster? Well, we have one of those, and it's time he got kicked out of the party.

Today we learned that the USPS, you know where the mail comes from, will soon be broke. Yikes! Should we help it? Save it? Rescue it? No, says one commenter.

Since this is Back to School time, we asked for all of your horror stories from those school days, school days, good old golden rule days. We were shocked by the number of gross, embarrassing, depressing, and hilarious tales that we got. But there can only be one winner.

Today we learned that at least one Texas school superintendent doesn't much like Al Jazeera. But, wait, no, he's totally open minded! I mean, his school has a "Fiesta Day." But just what is this Fiesta Day? One commenter speculated.

Oh, the day after Labor Day is such torture. Work gets busy again, the weather starts to get crappy, and you can't even wear your favorite white shoes anymore. But at least you aren't back in school like all the kids in America! Let's celebrate by sharing our worst stories of those school daze.

Being a Gawker commenter is a privilege, not a right. As such, we expect our esteemed commenters to display certain skills. They must be smart, witty, capable of making a sound argument, and they should also be able to find the shift key.

Are you ready for the ultimate team challenge? Then join us in the comments as we group-create a live blog of tonight's Project Runway episode. In this challenge, everyone's on the same team, and everyone's a winner!

Today we heard that Google and Fox News are teaming up to put on a Republican presidential candidate debate, which will feature questions submitted by online users. Yikes! That can't go well, fears one commenter.

Today we heard that Michele Bachmann wants to turn the Everglades into an oil field and her fellow crazy, Allen West, said that was an "incredible faux pas." Was it? That's all? What might then call Bachmann's other insane statements? A commenter laid it out.

Today we heard the sad news that the amount of people who will show up to a Christine O'Donnell book signing is none. Approximately none people. Oops. What will Christine O'Donnell say about this? One commenter knows.

Today we heard the unfortunate news that apparently the gays have launched a jihad against Rick Santorum. Poor Rick. Always persecuted and condemned for persecuting and condemning other people. Why is it that he always ends up in this situation? One commenter explains.