Recently, Jon Stewart said, "Go fuck yourself" to Fox News. Then, Bernie Goldberg attacked Stewart. Tonight, Stewart responded, issued his own attacks at Goldberg and Fox News, and said, "Go fuck yourself" again (with a gospel choir). Videos inside.

Treegasm, a once in a lifetime mating ritual observed on last night's Ugly Americans, caused the deciduous denizens of New York ("treetures", if you're arboreal), to blossom sexually into boastful douchebags modeled after that Don Juan of reality television, Mystery.

Tonight, Stephen Colbert did a scathing exposé of President Obama's communist-like bowing via footage of Obama bowing to international leaders (and even his own dog). To Colbert, Obama's bowing is yet another example of how the terrorists are winning.

Tonight, Jon Stewart took Fox News to task for its focus on the Nuclear Security Summit's logo and assertion that it was a crescent moon/nod to muslim countries before giving the network a taste of its own medicine. Video inside.

To promote the new season of South Park, Dutch Comedy Central made this live-action video featuring our favorite kids. It seems some things are better animated, and Cartman's girth is one of them...this kid doesn't have nearly enough authori-tay.

Tonight, The Daily Show's Wyatt Cenac profiled John Pierce, an "open carrier" who faces strong opposition to his decision to publicly brandish his weapon. What resulted was a hilarious comparison of Pierce's fight to that of America's gays. Video inside.

Tonight, South Park made comment on Facebook and its obsessives by brilliantly taking every ridiculous thing about what the social network has become and explaining it with hilariously awkward (and eerily accurate) "IRL" interactions. Inside, the best—and funniest—moments.

Tonight on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart continued his harsh criticism of the Catholic Church—and, specifically, the Pope—regarding its handling of several pedophiliac sex scandals that have caught the media's attention as of late. The controversial video, inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart attacked John McCain for several "Oh, I said that? Well, I don't mean it anymore," type statements before cutting deep with a clever comparison of McCain—and his devalued soul—to a bailed-out bank. Video inside.

On last night's Important Things with Demetri Martin, we went deep into the woods to study the phenomenon that is "Gayfoot". Most people find out about it by googling "gay" and "foot".

Tonight on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart took a few minutes to comment on how, immediately following the passage of the health care reform bill, President Obama's balls grew three sizes that day—and hilariously reviewed his post-victory actions.

If you've been on the Internet this week, you probably saw the (later revealed to be staged) video of some elementary school kids reenacting the climactic scene from Scarface. Tonight—coincidentally—South Park did it (and better). Video inside.

It's no secret that John McCain faces an uphill battle in his Senate Republican primary. It's also no secret that McCain strategically invited Sarah Palin to campaign along with him last weekend. Tonight, Jon Stewart mocked them both for it.

The Daily Show returned from its hiatus with a vengeance tonight, with Jon Stewart and Co. tackling the fallout of last week's passage of the health care reform bill. A hilariously spirited debate, and unique solution for the outrage, inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened The Daily Show with what was probably one of his greatest segments ever: a complete and utter destruction of everything Glenn Beck stands for and propagates. And Stewart did it as Beck. The incredible video, inside.

In case you haven't heard, the debate over health care reform has reached its boiling point. Luckily for us, we have Jon Stewart and The Daily Show to summarize the most ridiculous rhetoric that's being spewed by Republican lawmakers. Huzzah!

No one can deny that Stephen Colbert is about the people. Tonight, he got down to the business of saving both St. Patrick's Day and making sure the men of America are free to watch every game of March Madness.

Comedy Central's new show, Ugly Americans, explores what life in New York City would be like if zombies, demons and various other manner of ghouls were real. Turns out, life would be about the same as it is now.

South Park premiered its 14th season tonight and opened with a graphic reenactment of the confrontation between Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin, last Thanksgiving that started it all. Oh, yeah: turns out the reenactment was a video game!

Tonight, Jon Stewart did what he's best at: mocking something while convincingly arguing against it. Stewart's target? The Catholic Church, for—among other things—covering up a gay prostitution ring run by a Vatican Choir singer for the Pope's usher.