Stephen Colbert Saves St. Patrick's Day, March Madness
No one can deny that Stephen Colbert is about the people. Tonight, he got down to the business of saving both St. Patrick's Day and making sure the men of America are free to watch every game of March Madness.
In response to a reported shortage of shamrocks due to the tough winter, Colbert offered an alternative, swiped, as he said, "from under his neighbor's grow lights."
<td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'Ireland's Shamrock Shortage
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Moving on to March Madness, which commences tomorrow, Colbert dissected the growing trend of men getting vasectomies in order to recuperate on the couch with the games. Cool ranch dressing will never be the same.
<td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'Sport Report - Vasectomies, Chess Boxing & Golf
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