Tonight, Jon Stewart congratulated Rush Limbaugh for his weekend wedding (the one we flew a plane over) before he switched gears and made some biting comments to Helen Thomas for the anti-Semitic remarks that forced her into retirement. Videos inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart used video footage to embarrass Glenn Beck for his assertion that Fox News was the only media outlet airing disturbing video of IDF soldiers being beaten by passengers on a Turkish flotilla (it wasn't). Video inside.

Tonight, The Daily Show returned from a two-week hiatus. Naturally, Jon Stewart opened with a focus on the disastrous BP oil spill. Unexpectedly, however, Stewart spent several minutes criticizing President Obama for his apparent unfocused and lazy response. Video inside.

Stephen Colbert decided the end of the school year was the perfect time to help students slack off while getting ahead. In this video from tonight's The Colbert Report, he teaches you how to score higher by complaining.

Tonight, Jon Stewart aired his final "Clustershag to 10 Downing" segment related to the British prime minister election and subsequent transfer of power, and reveled in the hilariously brutal details of outgoing PM Gordon Brown's final, humiliating moments. Video inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart brilliantly called out conservative pundits for their constant, "Is this Obama's [Insert Bush Mess-Up]?" questions, and for the hypocrisy of championing Bush's policies but then implying they were bad when making the Obama comparisons. Video inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart continued his satirical look at the election of Britain's next Prime Minister and commented on the "hung parliament," before bringing in John Oliver to try to explain why things had ended up how they had. Video inside.

So, there's this guy... George Rekers. He founded the Family Research Council. He hates gay people. Oh, except for the fact that he is gay. And he hires gay prostitutes! Tonight, Jon Stewart broke it all down for us.

Last night on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart called out politicians who invoke the phrase, "The American People" and others in order to complete their agendas. How about those Daily Show montage editors? Truly inspiring/depressing work. Video inside.

On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert profiled a new kind of domestic threat: the unsightly presence of outdoor clothes lines. Watch in horror as Colbert illustrates how the fabric of America is hung out to dry.

Tonight, Jon Stewart gave an amusing statement about the case of the failed Times Square bombing and its aftermath, including a comparison of John McCain's anti-Miranda statements to those of Glenn Beck that made McCain seem utterly ridiculous. Video inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opined on the Gulf Coast oil spill and delivered three consecutive punches: the first, to the media for their predictable coverage; the second, to hypocritical, pro-drilling politicians; and the third, to BP for skirting blame. Video inside.

Tonight on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart gave a hilarious overview of the current ~scandal~ rocking the campaign for Britain's next prime minister—"Bigotgate," as the UK media are calling it—and turned something mundane into something enthralling. Video inside.

Tonight on The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert profiled a "difference maker" who flips the bird at cops every time he sees them. Colbert then pointed out what the man has in common with some of America's other greatest assholes.

Tonight on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart made fun of today's Goldman Sachs hearings on Capitol Hill by taking shots at both the senators who questioned the company's executives and the Goldman employees in the hot seat. Video inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart blasted Arizona for its new—and highly controversial—immigration bill. As Stewart pointed out, when even anti-illegal immigrant poster boy Tom Tancredo is against the bill, it ain't good, folks. Video of Stewart's saucy statement is inside.

Kristen Wiig guest-starred in a Twilight tale of vampires, love, and bureaucracy. Lt. Grimes' daughter fell for a bloodsucker, but neither father nor state would stand for inter-species romance—at least not until the couple completed the requisite seminars.

The parallels between the discovery of Eric Cartman's identity, and the loss of Muhammad's were highlighted in the uncomfortably censored conclusion to South Park's 200th episode. The show asked why something already seen on television cannot be seen again.

Tonight, Stephen Colbert gave his hilariously satirical take on the ugly-as-hell new $100 bill. Mocking the Treasury for its over-the-top presentation, Twitter for its inability to make money, Taco Bell, and more, Colbert covered all of the bases. Video inside.

Tonight on The Daily Show, everything was gay, gay, gay! First, Jon Stewart discussed how President Obama was heckled for not yet repealing 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' (ugh). Then, a crazy man attacked Senator Lindsey Graham's sexuality! Video inside.