coffee
Stupid Teens Reportedly Smoking Coffee for the Caffeine High
Jay Hathaway · 03/31/14 11:30AMHamilton Nolan · 03/11/14 02:19PM
McDonald's Still Wants to Be the New Starbucks
Hamilton Nolan · 01/29/14 10:26AMCoffee is So Damn Cheap Right Now. Real Cheap.
Hamilton Nolan · 12/31/13 12:15PMThis Coffeehouse Will Charge You Less If You're Nice, More If You're Not
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/11/13 10:09AMHamilton Nolan · 11/05/13 11:03AM
Your Coffee Is Getting Better, Not That You'll Notice
Hamilton Nolan · 10/30/13 03:59PMChina's Government Takes on The Real Enemy: Starbucks Prices
Hamilton Nolan · 10/21/13 03:11PMChina is afflicted with slowing economic growth, widespread poverty, and toxic air. And high prices at Starbucks. The Chinese government is definitely ready to address at least one of these issues.
This Vending Machine Will Give You Free Coffee If You Yawn In Its Face
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/24/13 10:49AMSmall Child Drinks Coffee Every Morning, Is Probably Always High
Rich Juzwiak · 06/06/13 09:08AMThat headline could signal only one thing: the return of Toddlers & Tiaras. Well, it could signal the apocalypse too, I suppose. Really, the clip reel above from last night's season premiere is all about the first 9 seconds, which made me laugh harder than anything I can remember. Alexa says, "Wheeee!" and I feel her.
Everybody's Into Tea Now, Apparently
Hamilton Nolan · 05/28/13 09:03AMMight the Coffee Nerds Be Right?
Hamilton Nolan · 05/13/13 04:10PMThatz Not Okay: Jerking Off at a Slumber Party; Decaf Demonry
Caity Weaver · 04/25/13 05:27PMNew Drink Regulations Force New Yorkers to Confront Essential Toxicity of Their Caffeinated Syrup Beverages
Max Read · 03/07/13 01:01PMNew York City's ban on the sale of sugary drinks goes into effect on Tuesday, and The New York Times would have you believe "coffee drinkers... are likely to face a thicket of complications." This is wrong. Coffee drinkers—people who drink actual coffee in appropriate amounts—will be fine. Others—people who drink enormous buckets of caffeinated syrup—are likely to be inconvenienced.
Hamilton Nolan · 11/05/12 03:00PM
When Oopsies Leads to Death: Student Nurse Who Injected Patient With Coffee Argues 'Anyone Can Get Confused'
Caity Weaver · 10/23/12 01:09PMWhat's the Most Disgusting Coffee Order You've Ever Heard?
Louis Peitzman · 09/29/12 12:32PMRobert Kessler · 09/28/12 09:15AM
Fiat Offers In-Car Espresso Maker, Because Driving Isn't Dangerous Enough
Louis Peitzman · 07/15/12 11:36AMHow often have you been on a long drive and wished that you had a hot shot of espresso to wake you up? Aside from the fact that spilling scalding coffee is a safety hazard, an extra appliance is a distraction, and drinking espresso will make you have to pee way more frequently, the concept of an in-car espresso maker sounds pretty good.